Bacolod Pension Plaza

Bacolod, the place am FORCE to live IN!

by michaelxxx

"My fondest memories living in Bacolod:"

1: My teachers going berserk and screaming at the top of their lungs for us students to
SHUT UP!! (Sometimes, bad words are present)

2: Me and my mom fighting nearly everyday, because of my coughing, eating too much,
Not taking a bath, my being absent in school, my grades (B-‘s – B+’s), and yack, yack
yack! But you know what? Me and my mom are best of friends! We always date each
other in gourmet restaurants, and we pretend that I’m here boyfriend! We sleep holding
hands at night, this shows how close we are to each other despite of endless yackitiyak!

3: My dead Japanese spitz named Snowy, it got ran over by a truck! The head was gone!

4: My 3 hamsters that got nearly devoured by my dog! (the 3 were all together in his
mouth!) Luckily, they weren’t devoured!

5: Our first parrot, Matty, which only lasted a week because it was eaten by a cat!

6: My black rabbit getting devoured by my dogs! They split the body in half!

7: My uncle and my mom screaming at each other nearly every week.

8: The reason why I got a tutor was because once my mom did my grade
two homework, she was sooo proud that she did it, but once I got the
score it was a FLAT 0!!!

9: And having fun with my family, cousins going adventuring around Bacolod! And
doing crazy things, and video taping it with the video cam!

"Bacolod is big, not SMALL!"

I know a lot of people who say Bacolod is small, but for me, its big! Even if you are planning on ditching school, you will not be found, unless you go to the only 3 big
malls in Bacolod!

The people here are very friendly! A nice thing to do here is take a tricycle ride around the Bacolod and say hi to people you see along the way. Or simply take a jeep to Silay city and explore and have a good time! And its very cheap too, you can have a good snack for simply a dollar or 2!

Even if I’m forced to live here, its quite nice and relaxing! There is a good grocery which will fill your everyday needs, lots of places to go ghost hunting, and a lot of gourmet restaurants where you could date your love ones or simply hang out in! Don’t limit yourself in the city of Bacolod only, adventure yourself to the different beaches, haunted spots and ancestral houses such as Balay Negrense in Silay city! That way, you will indeed find Bacolod a big place!

"We have a reputation for being CRAZY!"

In our subdivision, my family has a reputation of being the craziest people on the block, why? Nearly every other week, my down syndrome uncle and my mom scream their heads out in our backyard! Thus every neighbor beside us hears it, and freaks out! Thus giving us the reputaion of being crazy in our subdivision!

My mom also has a reputation of being a tough woman! People are afraid of her screams!
But you know what? She is proud of it! At least she knows that even men can’t easily control or manipulate her! My dad is probably the sanest of all of us, he got used to our screaming! So he stays in his den every time it happens! Are we your typical neighbors?

Pictures are coming so stay tuned!