The Tamarind Club Hotel

Worst room you could imagine

I arrived to a less than hospitable atmosphere. Drunk people and no check in at all. "Go to the bar' someone said. After being ignored for ten minutes I asked for a room, and a drink. Several
'deliverance ' looking fella's hunched over and looking menacing at everyone. I felt like I'd just walked into a swampy Georgia roadside shack. I could not believe I was in Tortola !
Once my wildly touted 'free drink' was served, I sunk into the menu. Ordered some very simple food and waited, and waited. Now gourmet food could take this long, but 'freshly breaded' fish or chicken?
When it finally came, it was surely a pre-made frozen, mass produced, from somewhere far away food. It was way overpriced, as was the room. I'll get to that in a moment. The bartender was doing shots (which is fine with me), but was buying/giving away drinks to everybody at the bar - except me.
Blatantly ignoring me for as long as it took to make me leave and go to my room. ($170.USD)
Oh boy. The room. The room from 'heck'. Not only was it full of mosquitos but the bed was something from a yard sale - a trailer sale, if that. I promptly was given a full can of Off and sent back to the room to fend for myself. If there had been an emergency, I truly believe nobody would have known what to do or who to call, if you could find anyone. By the way, if one were to leave anything in a room, it would most likely have gone missing.
I could go on and on, but I think anyone would realize from this accurate account, that this is what might be expected.

Unique Quality: Time-warp back to the deep, deep south (US)