Anyway, I was browsing a book shop and came across a humerous book called "Germany Laughs Again" - it was full of German jokes, (which are usually incomprehensible to most non-Germans :))) but this one made me laugh... (apart from anything else it was the only one I could understand!)
Customer to fruit seller:
"Are these apples German?"
Fruit seller:
"Do you want to eat them or talk to them?"
Hahahahaahahh!!!
Oh and I didn't buy any fruit or veg - I don't feel that my German skills are good enough even to communicate with a vegetable!

