NH Villa de Coslada

If you enjoy poor service and unfriendly staff, then this is the place for you. You will pay a kings ransom to get a shirt ironed (they offer no in-room irons), and it will be returned with the smell of tobacco weaved into every thread of the shirt.

Both online and in the menu that is in my room, it states that the restaurant is open Mon-Fri from 8 to 11 PM. However, someone decided to close the restaurant on Fridays (in addition to Saturday and Sunday). This is not a business friendly...heck...human friendly hotel.

The hotel is also dark and dirty, and should be avoided at all costs! I don't have much experience with other NH hotels, but I will not give this brand a chance to steal my money again.

Unique Quality: dirty
stinky

Directions: A warehouse district with NOTHING to do or see nearby. Center of Madrid is a 30-40 euro cab ride away, or a 30-45 min train ride.