What a mess!
I have a question for you. Do you have a sweet tooth? I actually believe that all my teeth are "sweet teeth." I discovered a dessert that I enjoy; it is simple in its construction yet oh so tasty and satisfying for that "sweet tooth." It is known as an "Eton Mess or an Eton Crumble." It is crunched up meringue (the cookies or the meringue used for a Pavlova.) Add vanilla ice cream and then strawberries (fresh or jam). Add some whipped cream and voila! You have an Eton Mess. Now you will find some places have never heard of it and then others know exactly what you are talking about.
So if you like meringue, strawberries and vanilla ice cream then give this a try. I replicate it here at home with great success.