26/10/02 what a day!!! by Elodie_Caroline
Yep, the whole of this day should be a warning and danger tip! We started off out at 10 am and because of roadworks and dickhead slow drivers that don't know what they're doing, we took 3 hours to do a 2 hour trip.
When we got here I was busting for a pee, I went into the old loos on Brighton promenade and the lock stuck and I couldn't get out again! I fiddled and farted around with the lock and ended up shouting could anyone help me? Then I screamed for my old man, but that silly old bugger had wandered off down the street a bit to look in the shop windows, whilst waiting for me. I eventually got the door open, but I was really panicking at the thought of being stuck in the loo for ages.
Whilst walking in 'The Lanes'some idiot threw some huge round coin that hit me in the shoulder, thank god I had a thick jacket on, I shouted out that they were f***ing little c***s! If I had seen who had thrown that, they would no longer have their teeth in their mouth, you can rest assured of that.
Then, when we are stood right next to the balcony upstairs in The Churchill Square shopping center, some skinny, ugly little b*tch smashes straight into my bag and hurts my hip! Isn't it funny how skinny people need a lot more room that us more meatier ones eh? I don't bruise easily, but my hip hurt like buggery for hours afterwards. I hope she falls over and breaks her scrawny little Chicken neck.
Other than that, I enjoyed my day out, as usual.
