Briggens House Hotel Stanstead

I am reminded of the old joke :

"What do you call one of those little boxes attached to a sky satellite dish ?"

Answer "A council house"

Here the joke would run :

"What do you call a dilapidated shed at the bottom of a golf course?"

The hotel to be fair, is a reasonable 3-star place but everything looks just a little bit past it's sell by date. Carpets and paintwork have seen better days, plumbing is on the medieval side and reception have never heard of the words ' customer service'

On the other hand the gravel on the drive makes a nice crunch when you park the Bentley and the golf course sets of the view to a tee.

A word of warning : despite the address it can take a good 20 minutes or more to get to the airport from here in the morning.

Directions: West of Harlow, on the main road - be careful !