The room had a unique aroma, with a notable temperature of only 30 deg C at 2200 hours, which it was able to maintain through most of the night, even with the window open
The fan in the bathroom did not spoil this sensation.
In close proximity of the window was a fan opening that was able to maintain this merry fug until 0300, when the subtle and beguiling tunes of the in house disco ceased wafting through the still night air
After 0300, peace descended to the rhythmic ministrations of the cooling fans, already mentioned and the harmonics of the ducting, in pleasing counterpoint.
Upon rising from a consequently deep sleep, I partook of a stimulating shower, with the invigorating experience of alternating cold and hot water , controlled by a uniquely calibrated plumbing system.
The breakfast was created by a master of the culinary arts, whose personal attention to detail was stunning, as was the graceful and accommodating attitude of the staff, whose efforts to please were untiring
I would recommend this hotel to any person who desires to remember a hotel kept in a unique way.
It is of particular interest to collecting entomologists. He may make many new friends there.
Unique Quality: Its sparkling fresh appearance, new carpets, soft beds and tremendous range of facilities, which are all in working order, and its helpful and cheerful staff are memorable.
The stunning views over the nearby hills , will take your breath away, assisted by the enticing fresh aromas of the innovative and original chef in residence. The local architecture from the rear view is reminiscent of parts of St Mark's square in Venice, whilst not entirely losing sight of Dungerness powerstation.
Famous for the subtle harmonies of its disco, and the entrancing Romany and local clientelle, accompanied by their charming friends, who apparently were accustomed to provide free entertainment in the charming street outside, until recently, ably assisted by the local dancing tutors from the Sussex Constabulary. This is apparently a speciality in Sussex and is akin to Morris dancing, but with bigger sticks
The high security car parking is a special feature, and the decoration of your car by local expert artisans is not only free, but will definitely distinguish your vehicle in a unique way.
The mere triffle payable for these enlightening experiences is as nothing to the experience of this remarkable institution, which is an education to anyone who should enter its portals.
It is possible that in staying in such a clean and virtuous establishment that some of it may rub off on you and stay with you for some time. Just take it as a compliment that this fine establishment should be so generous to you.
Directions: Central Hailsham
19 High Street, Hailsham
Boreham Street, Hailsham
Windmill Hill, Windmill Hill Place, Hailsham