Yeech, Brandon.
Brandon is a suburb of Tampa and is one of the worst examples of unrestrained sprawl I've ever seen. Some of the highlights are horrific traffic on terribly ugly roads, an overcrowded and overpriced 'town center' mall with a parking lot bigger than Rhode Island, huge 'big box' stores so poorly placed that they seem randomly dropped from the sky, and more lousy chain restaurants than you could possibly stomach.
Ugg. Did I mention traffic? Seeing it dwindle in the rear-view mirror.

My old living room
My home