"Suckhole butternut squash"
Mishawaka sucks. I HATE it there. If for some reason you need to move to Mishawaka, just kill yourself. Dont take the job. At the last minute ditch your flight. Don't marry him/her. RUN AWAY. Trade your national flight towards an international ticket to the congo. Buy a handgun.
Mishawaka still sucks, just as much as in Chapter One.
"Suck beyond all reckoning or compare"
Order a salad in Mishawaka it will consist of this:
Wilted iceberg lettuce
two cherry tomatos
sparse shredded carrots
5 cups of cheddar cheese
stale evil croutons
lardy ranch dressing
Try to order steamed vegetables in Mishawaka you get this:
Buttered vegetables covered in 5 cups of cheddar cheese.
Try to order grilled meat in Mishawaka you get this:
Pan fried meat covered in 5 cups of cheddar cheese.
The only good thing about the entire area is good beer and beef jerky.