Jining Warnings Or Dangers

Don't eat any of the food in Jining. Don't drink the water. The waitress at the bar was unable to make a vodka on the rocks because she didn't know the freaking recipe, even though I told her "Vodka and Ice" in three languages, including her own. The primary exports of Jining include tetanus, ptomaine, botulism, dysentery, malaria, salmonella, black plague, nausea and vomiting. Travel not to Jining, lest thou become deathly ill.