Galle Off The Beaten Path

This is the place for a true Indiana Jones experience: A dingy bar with most of the lights not working, infested with rabid kittens and cursed with a failed fridge that keeps the Lion Beer warm. But the ultimate part of the adventure is visiting the toilet. Do not venture forth without a toilet roll, and beware the seat does not come off. Be shocked by the tiny barred window which makes the cubicle resemble a prison cell. Curse the intense heat and humidity in there, and gasp in horror at the lack of a flush and warm water. When running away from the toilet of doom, don't tread too heavily on the dingy staircase lest it fall through. Expect the wall to part and a skeleton with a snake in it's mouth and a spear through it's skull to fall out.

There is another section of the hotel which is clean, well lit, presentable and does a cheap and well acclaimed curry, but don't count how many kittens are left in the place when you've had it.