Leave them a-gnome ,
They're not here to loan,
They've no need to roam,
So don't take them home!
~robertgaz~
But seriously friends, this attraction is made available and paid for by good natured locals and is free for your enjoyment so gno-more stealing please!
Updated Jun 18, 2007
Just be careful where you tread around this village... these locals aren't too quick on their feet and if injured they have no hospitals that will take them in to recover from their broken limbs.
Updated May 1, 2007
Gnomesville is situated along a well used roundabout intersection so please be mindful of other passing traffic when you park your car.
Updated May 1, 2007
There are gnome cleaning ladies provided around here so please keep this wonderful attraction litter free by taking all your rubbish away with you.
Updated May 1, 2007
If you do need to smoke please don't let your cigarettes or matches out unescorted. Bushfires are a serious business and the local volunteer fire brigade don't need the extra work.
Updated May 1, 2007
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