TRAIN JOURNEYS FROM HELL
by BerniShand
train travel in Australia is very slow and you are assigned seat numbers when you buy your tickets, so you cant choose where to sit the worst train journey we took was the one from Casino to Coffs Harboursat behind us were a family of mum dad and 4 children under 5, when the parents werent shouting at various kids for annoying each other they were complaining loudly about something or other, they both swore constantlyevery time the train pulled into a station the parents were off it and smoking cigarettes on the platform, the guard had to ask them to get back on every timeone of the boys aged about 3 called his mother an old faggot, she thought this was hilarious, you dont know what a faggot is do you she asked him, yes he said, its youno its not said mum, a faggot is a bloke who takes it up the asswe couldnt believe a mother saying that to a 3 year oldl thought Carl was going to...