There is no scheduled bus line going directly to Fúcking. But that does not mean that it is not possible to come to Fúcking in a bus. If you are for example living in Germany somewhere near Grevenbroich or Geilenkirchen and want to organize a trip to our next Fúcking VT-meeting you can hire a bus of any size for that from the bus travel agency Fücker. You can see on the pic that they have the right buses exactly for that! Enlarge it to see it better!
The very familiar logo of Fücker bus travel seems to be suffering from CENSORSHIP. Until a few months ago all buses looked like you know it from the first pic, where the company's name was written in ususal German writing as Fücker but it seems that the dots on the "u" appeared to small for The Censor. So the newest buses of the company show the name written as Fuecker which is not incorrect but seems to be politically more correct. Compare the both pics.
You can see on facebook that six persons like the old version of the logo and only one the censured one.
Updated Dec 21, 2010
Website: http://www.busmietzentrale.de/tour-home.htm
The car seems to be a fast and convenient way to come to Fúcking. Allow enough time and enjoy the nice and lonely roads. Even if the interactive Michelin roadmaps show you surprisingly short times to come to Fúcking from wherever in Upper Austria or Upper Bavaria you start. Allow more time for it - all the trips are full of nice sights and experiences which you might not fully notice when you just try to come to Fúcking as fast as possible. We use to say in German: "der Weg ist das Ziel" (the way is the destinatiion).
Updated Aug 1, 2008
There is absolutely NO public bus service to Fúcking available.
The next station of a public bus is Tarsdorf, about 6Km north of Fûcking and you have to walk the rest.
You may check here for public transportation to TARSDORF !
So you will need your own car, bike or motorbike - the distance to Salzburg is just about 40km, but because of the many small roads of the area it will take about 1-2 hours to get to Fûcking.
Updated Jan 23, 2007
Website: www.oebb.at
I used www.mapquest.com to find directions to F*cking, and I doubt I would recommend it to anyone else. That is, unless you have a lot of patience and a verrrry good *digital* trip odometer on your car. Let me give you an example...something along the lines of, 'Continue on this road for 0.082 km, and then take a right onto the unmarked road.' We ended up turning around and retracing our steps several times. I'm even wondering if we found the entire city, since we didn't even see the large road sign that I've seen on other VT pages. It doesn't warrant a return trip for me, but does anyone else know if we were in the completely wrong place?
Written Jun 25, 2003
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