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  great for lovers (of weird place names;-)) 


Con

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  did not find any 


In a nutshell

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  Well I'm not totally adverse DITTO DITTO 

 

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Things to Do  

See the Roadsigns

See the Roadsigns, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Everybody coming to Fùcking wants to document this with a couple of pics of the roadsigns. So did we. We thought that the Fúcking locals are used to that but suddenly an elderly guy stopped his car just aside of us while we took some of these pics and he asked us in an... 

Travel from one funny named place to an other

Travel from one funny named place to an other, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  As you see from the travelogues we did a nice travel from Kissing near Augsburg passing places like Petting and Tittmoning to Fúcking! I can really recommend it. Please allow far more time for it than the 2 hours and 6 minutes which the interactive roadmap of Michelin is... 

Enjoy the nice and peaceful landscape around

Enjoy the nice and peaceful landscape around, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Fúcking is not far from the Alps. In sunny weather you may see them always in the background in the south. If you click to the website given below you will be told that the site can not be found - you see, CENSORSHIP is even working here - but if you paste this into the... 

Restaurants  

Schnaitl Bräu: Gasthaus run by a small regional brewery

Schnaitl Bräu: Gasthaus run by a small regional brewery, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  The restaurant is owned and run by one of the many small regional breweries in the Innviertel, a part of Upper Austria which was for some time under Bavarian rule. The nicest Bavarian legacy here are the numerous breweries which often brew a better beer than just over the... 

Waldgasthaus Lindlbauer: Good local game specialities

Waldgasthaus Lindlbauer: Good local game specialities, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  The restaurant is in a quiet and idyllic setting only 200 m from the last houses of Fúcking. The food is local with an emphasis of game dishes, the staff is friendly and the food is good. We had at our first visit for example a great game brawn with vinegar, herbs and the... 

Nightlife  

Care to rave?

Care to rave?, Fucking

 goingplaces Says:  Just like the number of pensions stuck out in my mind, so did the large amount of signs for upcoming parties. There were banners and posters in almost every city, proclaiming an upcoming night of dancing and partying. Take a drive through the nearby towns and, no doubt,... 

Transportation  

Why not by THIS bus?

Why not by THIS bus?, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  There is no scheduled bus line going directly to Fúcking. But that does not mean that it is not possible to come to Fúcking in a bus. If you are for example living in Germany somewhere near Grevenbroich or Geilenkirchen and want to organize a trip to our next Fúcking... 

Nice in car but allow enough time

Nice in car but allow enough time, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  The car seems to be a fast and convenient way to come to Fúcking. Allow enough time and enjoy the nice and lonely roads. Even if the interactive Michelin roadmaps show you surprisingly short times to come to Fúcking from wherever in Upper Austria or Upper Bavaria you start.... 

Shopping  

Beer "Fùcking Hell" available now!

Beer "Fùcking Hell" available now!, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  The European Union trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to register the brand name "Fùcking Hell" for a new beer, much to the irritation of the Austrian village of Fùcking.In English, the term "Fùcking Hell" is just an expletive used to express irritation or... 

Nearest shops for it are in Tarsdorf: Mozart Balls - What Else?

Nearest shops for it are in Tarsdorf: Mozart Balls - What Else?, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Since there are no reports existing of the taste of the originals many producers in Salzburg and around claim to sell the authentic ones. See also globetrott's Salzburg page for it. Do NOT buy Mozart's Balls in souvenir shops or duty free areas in Austria's airports (when... 

Local Customs  

Where can I find Fücking in Austria?

Where can I find Fücking in Austria?, Fucking

 budapest8 Says:  Also, it might hold the record for the most stolen place name in the world, and of course a most popular object to take your photo with.What makes it even more interesting is, apparently there is *another* sign next to it, in Austrian/German language of course, which... 

Where the name comes from

Where the name comes from, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  There is a widespread version about the name of this place different from that coming from the founder of the village, the ancient Bavarian nobleman named Focko.After WW 2 the Austrian states of Salzburg and Upper Austria South of the Danube were occupied by the US Army for... 

Warnings Or Dangers  

Dont try to steal a roadsign!

Dont try to steal a roadsign!, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  As already mentioned these roadsigns were often stolen previously - probably in order to function as weird funny souvenirs. But the locals were not that amused, of course, because the replacement of such a roadsign is not cheap. So the signs were better and better secured... 

What to Pack  

Tools for Fùcking

Tools for Fùcking, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Tool box A lamp, a set of screwdrivers and spanners (preferentially 17mm and 19mm) and a cordless angle grinder ;-) And if you are carrying these tools with you - dont come alone, one of you should always watch out for the dogs and people who might inhibit your... 

Off The Beaten Path  

Braunau am Inn

Braunau am Inn, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Braunau is the district capital (Bezirkshauptstadt) of the district in which Fúcking is situated. And it is (in)famous for being the birthplace of Adolf Hitler. But that is already all what connects Hitler with Fúcking. It seems that Hitler never enjoyed it.Braunau is... 

Small extremely warm lakes nearby

Small extremely warm lakes nearby, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  If you feel the wish to do water sports under your time in Fúcking you find several tiny surprisingly warm lakes in a comfortable walking distance from Fúcking. We enjoyed the Holzoestersee but there are several others of similar size nearby. 

Silent Night, Holy Night

Silent Night, Holy Night, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Did you know that worlds most famous X-mas song was written and composed only a few km from here and first performed in a tiny church of the nearby Oberndorf? You may read more of it on Globetrott's page. 

Sports & Outdoors  

Golfing near Fùcking

Golfing near Fùcking, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  Since I am not golfing myself I have almost forgotten that once The Censor deleted my only one golf related tip - but maybe it was just because I placed it under "Warnings and Dangers" instead of "Sports". So I hope it will not be deleted this time.There are several... 

Nice warm lakes nearby

Nice warm lakes nearby, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  There are several small lakes close to Fúcking. They are among the warmest in Austria. The best known of them is the Holzöstersee lake, in walking distance from Fúcking and the Lindlbauer Gasthaus. These lakes are fine for beach activities but not large enough for some water... 

Favorites  

An economic base to explore the surroundings

An economic base to explore the surroundings, Fucking

 lotharlerch Says:  If you are not into sophisticated and stressy nightlife (you are not - otherwise you would not have come to Fúcking) you can consider Fùcking as a base for nice daytrips into very interesting surroundings and come back at night to relax and enjoy Fùcking.The good and cheap... 

 
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 I noticed on our drive in that several towns near F*cking have pensions or gasthofs. It stuck out in my mind because these towns aren't that large, and nearly... 

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100.000 VISITORS!!! and 8000 ratings!

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 Dear VT friends and members! First of all: This place is 100 % real! (coordinates: 48° 4′ N, 12° 52′ E) Thank you for all your visits, ratings and great comments you made to this page...... 

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F*CKING -NO BAD word in Austria BUT a nice village

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 I've got some interesting experiences in Fucking. I'd love to share with you the 13 tips I've written, the 50 photos uploaded, and 0 travelogues I've created. 

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Our F*cking Day!

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 What can I say? I first read about F*cking, Austria, a few years ago in Maxim magazine. Looked it up on the internet and, wouldn't you know, it's only 4 hours from where I live. Ever since then, it...... 

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Hope to meet all the Fücking people this year

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 First a very kind thank you to Anna ( VT Anjutka)for some photos, she was here in 2006 at a VT meet. Fücking is a small settlement (population c. 93), part of the municipality of Tarsdorf,[2] in the... 

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A peaceful place with a funny name

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 I've got some interesting experiences in Fucking. I'd love to share with you the 3 tips I've written, the 3 photos uploaded, and 0 travelogues I've created. 

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