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    Unrequited Love

    by kaloz Written Sep 6, 2002

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    I was sitting back to back with Marie Le Noury. I thought she was lovely. She was wearing a tight blue velvet frock and was well developed for a girl and had rosy cheeks and sly black eyes; and when I looked round, she looked round and smiled at me with those sly black eyes. I thought I would write her a little note. I had a stub of pencil in my pocket and tore a page out the back of my hymn-book and wrote, 'Je t'aime, Marie.' I dug in her ribs and she took the note and pencil. I thought she would write back, 'Je t'aime, Ebenezer', but instead I heard her say, 'Look, Miss Collas, what one of the boys has given to me!'

    Pretty maids all in a row

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    Great Sequois at the Guernsey Fair

    by kaloz Updated Sep 6, 2002

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    His great stunt was pulling out teeth without pain. He pulled out hundredsof teeth that night. The people was all mad to have their teeth out. They said it didn't hirt at all; but the brass band made such a row while he was doing it they couldn't hear themselves screaming.

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