Clones Travel Guide

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    The view from my house, lucky me
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Clones Things to Do

  • by this_is_ridick Written May 1, 2004

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    Visit the ruins of the monastery and round tower to fully immerse yourself in the clones experience. Feel at one with your past and future and realise your immortality all at once. Photograph yourself with the ruins and feel wonderfully youthful by comparison. Return to the main street with a new understanding of the complexity of our spirituallity and ofcourse that uncomfortable sensation of wet, mucky feet.

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Clones Nightlife

  • by this_is_ridick Written May 1, 2004

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    A visit to Sir Jacks is sure to be a memorable one, indeed if you're lucky you may even meet jack himself. Exposure to an intricate mix of paedophiles, dealers and underage boppers is absolutely guaranteed. Visit the ladies sanitation area for some free porn. Clones by night will open your eyes..or perhaps make you wish you'd kept them firmly shut.

    Dress Code: No Decency

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    • Wine Tasting
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Clones Warnings and Dangers

  • by this_is_ridick Written May 1, 2004

    Welcome to rural ireland..if its your first time be ware of large red,white,blue or green vehicles of the agricultural variety - commonly known as tractors. In the clones area there exists an unspoken rule that these modes of transportation have priority and right of way at all times. The streets are alive with road rage and tractor fumes..take care or you and your trip could literally go up in a puff of smoke...

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    • Aquarium
    • Zoo

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