Maltese are a strange lot;...
by dent
Maltese are a strange lot; they come across as loud, rude, egoistic and couldn't care less about anyone else. Mostly true, but they are also quick to make friends with, and are generally quite helpful if you ask...and also too helpful if you happen to be blonde and wearing skimpy shorts...unfortunatley there still exists an impression in the minds of the more uneducated men that blondes from the North are ALWAYS interested in one thing. Recognising these men is easy...they usually drive by in a low-slung Ford escort, preferably red or black, loud thumping stereo, arm dangling out of window; their English is usually limited to ' Hi baby, want to come with me?'. Highly recommended pretending that they do not exist, because the slightest sign of recognition for them means that you want it! that said, most are harmless though, all bark and no bite. Take no chances though.