The cleanest toilet around is at the Central Train Station at track 2A.
It's 50 Eurocents admission, but worth while.
Downtown during daytime just go to the 4th floor of the V&D department store or make a stopover at the many Amsterdam Café's (with varying facilities though).
Women are a bit discriminated, because men can make use a the typical Amsterdam "Krul" pissoirs, you find on many downtown locations.
There clearly is (or has been) a problem with men and their bladders in Amsterdam.
Whether this is linked to inebriated gentlemen falling into canals whilst obeying a call of nature I cannot say.
Nevertheless the city has provided metal 'pissoirs' at strategic points.
It is thought so important that gentlemen find the appropriate facilities that it is necessary, on occasion, to signpost them.
I have to say I noticed no such signs (or conveniences) for ladies anywhere I wandered, other than within the station and cafes/bars/restaurants/museums etc. What this tells us about male and female continence or incontinence I would not like to say.
*A further warning for ladies*: If you are wandering along the canalside, enjoying the view, and you suddenly hear the sound of trickling water do not, as I did, look around to see where it is coming from. You may (as I did) get quite another, and entirely unexpected, view! :-)
When you gotta go, you gotta go and in Amsterdam, being a guy has its advantages. You'll see these public urinals on the street, so instead of yellowing up the canals, you can take care of your business right here, with all the world watching as you shake the dew off the lilly.
At first I wasnt sure what these were but the are obviously only for men. This is ingenious though. We need these in LA. I saw some guy peeing into one of these and I thought "What the he@*!"
Then of course Rob figured he needed to pee too. Of course.
It seems that many gentlemen still fail to spot either the pissoirs or the signs pointing them out (see tip above).
This must cause them some difficulty, but causes far more difficulties (and annoyance) for the owners of properties with convenient recesses.
I spotted the metal shielding in the photo in more than one location. By creating a 'splashback' effect, I am sure they prove an effective deterrent to phantom wee-ers.
Mind you, that might mean more gentlemen fall into the canals..........
The green pissoirs here in Amsterdam never fail to bring to mind the old joke about the Admiral and the Field Marshall at the annual Combined Services Dinner:
As the Field Marshall finishes his business with a quick shake and a rezip and heads towards the door the Admiral admonishes him, "Excuse me Sir! At Dartmouth we were taught to wash our hands after using the toilet."
To which the Field Marshall responds, "Actually Dear Chap, at Sandhurst we were taught not to pee on our hands in the first place!"
Ha, OK "Toilet Humour"! but the point is that the green pissoirs are just that, so follow the Field Marshall's example ;P
The Dutch do care about people's health and the smell of the city. As they don't like men to go pee in a random place, they built the green "cages" around the city as a public toilet. However, as a woman, I feel it's rather unfair cos all these public toilets are for men only...where are we women supposed to go pee then? Hold it till home?
I do find them funny. they are placed on friday and removed sunday so only for the weekends when people going out.
Now they need to figure something out for woman.
This one is at the blauwe brug between rembrandtplein and waterlooplein
if you're a bloke, and had a few and don't want to get too close to the edge of the canal in case you fall in mid-pee. Or even if you are another "colourful local" and need somewhere to get changed in a hurry!
I think one of the most interesting things I've come across in my travels, is the fly in the urinal. Well, no I didn't personally come across it. But I did hear about it from collegues. Why is there always a fly painted on the porcelain of urinals?
A bit of research taught me that the Dutch manufacturers realized that the fly nearly always became a "target" for men using the facility. And the fly is positioned in precisely the right place for minimal spillage or splashback.
Clever those Dutch!
Guys get the benefit when it comes to public urination. I suppose it's because they are my likely to commit the act!
Ladies are left to find a friendly cafe or pay a euro or so for the priveledge. I guess that's the price you pay for privacy!
I think women are generally out of luck here, but understand that there are some models of urinals that are “female friendly,” but from photos I have seen, a woman would probably want 3 or 4 friends shielding her from public view. Evidently there are quite a number of these public conveniences around Amsterdam with more in the areas of the Red Light District and bars. There got to be a problem with men relieving themselves in doorways and sides of buildings so Amsterdam, instead of trying the expensive and doubiously effective alternative of policing it, provided a more acceptable outlet. Strangely there was one just in front of our hotel which I had to investigate.
There are 2 different kinds of pissoirs in Amsterdam----this is the one where basically you are pissing on your shoes in public behind a round metal guard-----placed regularly around Amsterdam for the gents use....
Amsterdam has quite "interesting" streetscape with its open-air public pissoirs that cover only the parts that need to be covered, so while you're walking away, you may recognize your neighbor on the urge. Even in older writings on etiquette, it is a source of doubt whether you should greet him or not in such a situation.
I couldn't believe it that even in McDonald's washrooms there was an attendent waiting for you to give her money in order to get a piece of toilet paper, or perhaps a paper towel to dry your hands. One place we visited offered FREE Washrooms but we found out that the toilet paper wasn't FREE!! :-)