Banana Bar, Amsterdam

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  • Banana Bar
    by VincentJJ
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    Nightclubs: something with banana's

    by VincentJJ Updated Oct 17, 2006

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    The most eccentric bar in Amsterdam is situated in the heart of the Red Light District. In a beautiful 18th century monumental house you will find two cosy furnished floors with special designed bars on which our scarcely dressed girls give you a heart-warming welcome.
    Never a dull moment in the Bananenbar because our girls also perform all kinds of incredible erotic tricks. And the Banana is a special part in this scene of course. And if your throat feels dried up by the sight of all these erotic attractions, just ask the girls to fill up your glass again : In the Bananenbar all drinks are on the house !

    Service in the most 'natural' style by beautiful hostesses, erotic entertainment on a high level and free drinks. When you are looking for a gimmick on your bachelor- or businessparty, this is the way to go bananas on your night out in Amsterdam !

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    Banana Bar: One you'll never forget!

    by Bushman23 Written Sep 27, 2007

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    Well, the Bananabar is world famous - and after being there myself last night, i now know why!! After paying a 45 Euro cover charge (incl. beer for an hour) we wandered in quite unprepared for what was about to befall us! The first thing we saw: One of the barlady's giving a lap dance to a female punter. We were told that a private - well, on one side of the bar - show involving all the barlady's would cost 50 Euros. Well, we scrounged up another 10 each, and were then presented with:

    a face massage with a twist!
    A banana show... including eating the banana afterwards
    Breast and Bum massage
    getting to play with a dildo... some interesting positions involved!

    After all this, we decided to buy Jaz a special delayed birthday present: we payed for a lap dance for her (35 Euros), while she was lying on the bar! haven't had such a good laugh in a long time!

    Dress Code: Semi formal i guess... just no camera's!

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    The Bananenbar: This is the way to go bananas on your night out :)

    by La_Holandesa Written Oct 19, 2006

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    In this city of sin as Amsterdam is called,
    you sometimes get low on energy.
    So to get some extra protein's and vitamins,
    there is only one thing left to do....

    The most eccentric bar in Amsterdam- BananaBar- is situated in the heart of the Red Light District.
    In a beautiful 18th century monumental house you will find two cosy furnished floors with special designed bars on which our scarcely dressed girls give you a heart-warming welcome.

    Never a dull moment in the Bananenbar because the girls also perform all kinds of incredible erotic tricks. And the Banana is a special part in this scene of course. And if your throat feels dried up by the sight of all these erotic attractions, just ask the girls to fill up your glass again : In the Bananenbar all drinks are on the house !

    Service in the most 'natural' style by beautiful hostesses, erotic entertainment on a high level and free drinks. this is the way to go bananas on your night out in Amsterdam !

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    Visitors can tell what their special wishes are... Entrance is 40 euros for an hour and includes all your drinks!!! If you ask the girls to preform their tricks for you, you have to pay extra though.

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    Bananenbar: Sleazy as expected

    by heryanta Updated Jul 31, 2007

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    One of the more famous spots at the red light district. It works as follows: you negotiate with the bouncers outside on the admission fee (by 30 minutes normally but I went there with some people and we got it down to 15 minutes for Euro 25) and all drinks within that time is included.

    Inside it is a really dark bar with naked ladies serving you drinks. If you tip them they will perform several 'acts' like picking up the tip from your forehead or, well, the banana routine.

    It's one of those places that I needed to see once but never wanted to go back to. The club is full of sleazy middle-aged tourists and tired ladies who would rather be elsewhere than entertain them.

    If you haven't been and really curious, go there and have a look - I do recommend that you negotiate down to 15 minutes.

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    The Bananenbar: This is the way to go bananas on your night out :)

    by La_Holandesa Written Oct 19, 2006

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    In this city of sin as Amsterdam is called,
    you sometimes get low on energy.
    So to get some extra protein's and vitamins,
    there is only one thing left to do....

    The most eccentric bar in Amsterdam- BananaBar- is situated in the heart of the Red Light District.
    In a beautiful 18th century monumental house you will find two cosy furnished floors with special designed bars on which our scarcely dressed girls give you a heart-warming welcome.

    Never a dull moment in the Bananenbar because the girls also perform all kinds of incredible erotic tricks. And the Banana is a special part in this scene of course. And if your throat feels dried up by the sight of all these erotic attractions, just ask the girls to fill up your glass again : In the Bananenbar all drinks are on the house !

    Service in the most 'natural' style by beautiful hostesses, erotic entertainment on a high level and free drinks. this is the way to go bananas on your night out in Amsterdam !

    ********************************
    Visitors can tell what their special wishes are... Entrance is 40 euros for an hour and includes all your drinks!!! If you ask the girls to preform their tricks for you, you have to pay extra though.

    *******************************************

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    • Arts and Culture
    • Road Trip

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    Banana Bar and Escape: It kicks ass

    by amazingclick Written Oct 8, 2002

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    Nightlife in Amsterdam kicks ass...anything and everything goes on....THings you wouldnt imagine also goes on. Try Banana Bar on Dam Square and Escape. You wont regret it I swear. Weird and Wild.

    Dress Code: Anything or nothing.

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    The Banana Bar. (I only went...

    by Brit_girl Written Aug 25, 2002

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    The Banana Bar. (I only went in because I went with work and thats where the bosses wanted to go and they were paying for the night - 6 men and 5 women went in).
    It's women naked or semi naked serving drinks and doing things with bananas that could make you feel sick. Very much a male place. One wrote a post card and the pen wasn't in her hand.

    Dress Code: There isn't one.

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