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WARNING: Ugly women at work - Amsterdam
WARNING: Ugly women at work
by Kennymac
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Red Light District: Be Careful !!!!
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  • Red Light district in the backround...use caution! - Amsterdam
    Red Light district in the
    backround...use caution!
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    The FAMOUS Red Light District....well, it's all true from what you've heard. The girls are out and ready for business.(remeber it's legal in Amsterdam)....There are all kind of women here from the ugly fat girl, to the drop dead gorgeous women.......the word here is CAREFUL !!!! don't travel by yourself into the RLD, watch out for pickpockets, and stay away from the drug dealers. Not for the young or families but a must see !!!!! OH and don't forget NO PICTURES !!!!! unless you want to end up in the hospital or in a canal !!!!!

    As you reach the Red Light District people start to ask if you speak English, which is a very dumb question....ALL DUTCH people are taught English from a small age, so they speak English. Once you acknowledge one of these shady people they try to sell you Ecatasy, cocaine, heroin, the whole deal, they work in teams and might corner you and rob you....just IGNORE THEM !!!! walk right past them and don't make eye contact

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    Red Light District: The Banana Bar..
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  • You pay a high price to get in, something like 50e for 1 hour time limit. They ask you what you drink and then give you the appropriate glass.The drinks are then free, if you can get the attention of on of the nude or semi-nude girls on the bar. The girls are more interested in doing mini shows for which they charge anything from 10e upwards, depending on what you want.

    Stand back and watch but dont get involved.

    La viene Rose ,up a little ally next to Sexyland,behind the Old Church charges , I think 5e entrance, and no time limit. You get basically the same show, with topless bar staff and shows on the bar. You have to pay for drinks, but just have one drink and see whats happening. Much better value than the Banana Bar.

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    Red Light District: The red light district
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  • Prostitutes openly showing their business to the public, that's the main feature of this area. It's also one of the most popular attractions of Amsterdam. As if there aren't any places like this anywhere else in the world. Perhaps not as big as this one, that's possible. There are even a few more in Amsterdam that you may suddenly find yourself in when you stray off the obvious paths.

    Although I regret deeply that many tourists coming to Amsterdam are only interested in coffeeshops and this part of the centre (and perhaps the Anne Frankhouse for their conscience) it is worth a quick look. That's 'a look' people. Not 'taking pictures', which is the recipe to get into trouble here. You're entitled to have your opinion about their job but try to treat the ladies with a bit of respect.

    My wife and me were amazed to see how pretty some of these girls are, and how ugly some others. With all those tourists walking by I only wonder if they're doing much business. Contrary to what many people seem to think attending prostitutes is not a socially accepted thing in The Netherlands! Not in Amsterdam, not anywhere else. Any man who admits to go to these women will have to deal with contempt. An Amsterdam politician lost his job because of it.

    Oh, and if you go there (admit it, you will) watch out extra for pickpockets and other thieves. Prostitution is legal, but it's still a grey area close to crime.

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    Red Light District: The Pen!s Fountain...does size matter?
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  • Well, in this case, size mattered to me. A little history here...My husband took his first trip to Amsterdam before I even moved to Europe. When I looked through the pictures I saw a picture of this huge pen!s-shaped water fountain, and I was intrigued. Then came my first trip to Amsterdam...a girls' weekend out. So I asked my tourguide friend about this fountain, and she promised to show it to me. She described it to me, right down to the marble 'balls' that spin due to water pressure, and which are removed at night (so as not to get stolen, see). Boy, was I disappointed! Sorry to say, the fountain is tiny, not the huge thing that it looked to be in my husband's picture. He must have been very close when he took that picture!

    All of that complaining aside, it is a sight to see. Most people visiting Amsterdam check out the Red Light District anyway, so why not check out the fountain if you're there? At least do not get up onto the fountain stand, wrap your arms around it, and kiss the tip while posing for a picture...as I saw a woman do while I was there. A picture of the pen!s fountain is one thing....

    If you absolutely must see a giant pen!s while you're in Amsterdam, please check out the Sex Museum (see my Venustempel tip for reference!). They have a (fake) pen!s there that's got to be over 6 feet tall...if size matters to you. ; )

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    Red Light District: Red light district
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  • WARNING: Ugly women at work - Amsterdam
    WARNING: Ugly women at work
    by Kennymac
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    In the summer this place is heaving with tourists and where there are lots of tourists there are lots of undesirables such as heroin junkies, aggresive beggars,pickpockets and some real ugly lookig prostitutes and seriously if you ain't going there for sex there no point going.

    If you have to go do it in the early evening as it is slightly quieter, leave all valuables at the hotel keep an eye on your wallet, bags and cameras

    There are better places to spend your time in Amsterdam,such as the Vondelpark,Leidseplein,The flower market or one of the many bars in the Jordaan area

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    Red Light District: Beggars and junkies
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  • There are lots of Junkies begging for money asking to show you where to go in exchange for money, ignore them or they will follow you all day and ruin your sigh seeing.

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    Red Light District: more like a venis fly trap
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  • OK we all come here and see the red light district and it is no doubt a must see, a virtual Disney land for men, but more than that it's just fun, filled with loads of tourist window shopping.

    It is too much fun. if you are with a few friends or just people watching it's a good time, of course you could actually get a girl there, if you are not too embarrassed.

    well the big alternative to the Red Light is nothing because if you come to Amsterdam and don't visit here you are crazy, you don't have to do anything but at least see it, it is fun for both sexes and it is very unique.

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    Red Light District: Red Light District - there for the tourists
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  • it is not so much of a tourist trap, but you will be paying more for food, beers, and bud; compared to the surrounding neighborhoods. No matter your thoughts of Amsterdam’s legalities, it is a must walk through. (same post in "must see")

    walk through at night with someone else - at least once - and don't stop or talk to the local street dealers.

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    Red Light District: The entire RED LIGHT area. ...
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  • The entire RED LIGHT area. Once you have seen one prozzie in a window, believe me, unless you are going to be a paying customer, you've seen 'em all!

    YAWN!

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    Red Light District: My wife is standing in front...
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  • My wife is standing in front of the 'Prostitution Information Center'. It was closed the 3 times (in 2 days) we stopped by. If you're too bashful or prudish to just roam the area yourself, I guess this place may be worth a stop - if it's open when you get there!
    This is just across from the Oude Kerke, the oldest church in A'dam (notice the red lights to the left, these are all around this church).

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