"Manele " Music
by RoBeauty
I '' ll not speak about a Cultural Guidance, I will speak abot Manele. A music tipe .The "Uncyclopedia" says:How to become a manelist ?! 1. Pick a cool name (also known as "nume de bashtan") (Elvis, Anisei, Bica Danila, Anelka Balauru' Fermecat, Florin Fermecatoru', Englezu, Chipes, Salam, Ciorba, Peºte, Puºtiu, Pãlincã, Barbosu DeLaVrancea etc)2. Mandatory lack of culture, and IQ close to a glass of water3. Must own: limo, castle, faraoanca (a kind of queen, but more slutty) and boraci (puradei, rumanian word for gipsy children/intestinal parasites)4. Family in jail, and relatives living under a bridge, in card board boxes 1)mandatory words:chicks ("fetitze/bagaboante"),money ("bani/parai/lovele") , enemies ("dujmani"), "golani", women ("femei"/"fumei"), princess ("printesa"), drink ("bautura"), dollars ("dolari"/"marci"), gold, millionaire, Mercedes, cellphone ("celular"), heart,...