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Here are some anecdotes that I found in "Passage" magazine of Odessa (www.odessapassage.com). I have translated them for you!“Ivan,- a neighbor asks a neighbor,- you have such a big moustache, doesn’t it interfere with eating and drinking?” “Treat me and you will see”.Sima shares her secrets with her neighbor Sonya. “Tell me, Sima, - Sonya asks,- has you husband ever found unfamiliar men in your wardrobe?” “Never. Everybody whom he found was his pal”.A man and his wife are bathing at Langeron beach. “Look, Osya, you’re always by me. Are you afraid I may drown, dear? – the man’s wife asks. “No, darling, but you have so much gold on you, I am afraid of loosing it”.Two friends meet. One of them has a blue eye. “What’s happened?” “Do you remember that lady we saw the day before yesterday? You said she was a widow.” “Yes, I remember her well”. “So you must know you were wrong”.Two ballet dancers are chatting behind the curtain after the performance. “Look, what’s wrong with Rita?” – one of them asks – She looks outraged” “She is upset she was given only fourteen bunches of roses”. “Fourteen bunches! Is that too little for her?!” “You see, she paid for fifteen”. Leave a Comment Website: www.odessapassage.com
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The Odessans and the visitors of the city have always loved going to the theaters of Odessa. The Opera and Ballet Theater is known all over the former Soviet Union countries. The Philharmonic Society often stages guest performances of different theaters. You can also attend a concert or a variety show there. I was lucky to attend a performance at both theaters and was very impressed by them. Leave a Comment
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