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Souvenirs of London - London
Souvenirs of London
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Traditional Pubs
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  • Anything that says TRADITIONAL PUB on the outside is anything but traditional... if you walk into a pub with low ceilings smokey atmosphere and an old man with a dog in the corner drink a pint of brown, then you know you're in the right place... in fact if you walk in and the music and all the punters stop... then you know you've hit the jackpot.

    order a pint of bitter (IPA, spitfire, anyting with a pull tap at the bar)... especially if you're american... you will have new found respect

    there's always walkabout or a whetherspoons pub

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    Tea time
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  • I was reading an article in Gourmet Magazine about London and the first line under Tea was "Proper British tea in one of London's grand hotels is ...strictly for tourists." And it goes on to say that we (American tourists that is) aren't even referring to it correctly, applying the misnomer of high tea (informal, often hearty supper) instead of afternoon tea.

    I've been to afternoon tea in Chicago and Los Angeles and find it an enjoyable way to spend the afternoon. So accept the fact that you are a tourist and go anyways! Here's a nice list of places to try from London Town and from Visit London

    Here are Gourmet Magazine's suggestions for non touristy venues: Maison Bertaux, 28 Greek Street, Leicester Square tube Parlour at Sketch, 9 Conduit Street, Oxford Circus tube The Wolsley, 160 Piccadilly, Green Park tube Yauatcha, 15 Broadwick Street, Piccadilly Circus tube

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    Rip Off TIcket Booths
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  • Bob looking at the TKTS billboard - London
    Bob looking at the TKTS
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    by grandmaR
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    There are a lot of rip-offs and scalpers selling tourists tickets for shows. Beware!! Do not patronize any of the places around Leicester Square calling themselves the "Half Priced Ticket Booth". The Half Priced Ticket Booth WAS the name of the authentic booth that is now called tkts. Because of imitators, they changed their name. The cheapest way to get tickets of course is going or phoning to the individual box office and buying a ticket there. You will not get half price tickets, but you can get cheaper tickets without the service charge. [TKTS sells more of the best or most expensive seats.] Theatre box offices are open from 10.00am. Even if TKTS doesn't have tickets for the show you want it is still worth contacting the theatre box office. If you don't want to do that, AND want to avoid being ripped off, go to TKTS formerly called the Half Price Ticket Booth. is the only official half price and discount theatre ticket booth in London. You can't book ahead. You can only get tickets for performances on the same day. There is no phone number for TKTS. You can only get them by coming in person. The website says: You'll find it in the clocktower building on the south side of the garden in Leicester Square. It's easy to find - it is the only free-standing building actually within the Square, rather than around the edge. Beware the many imitators around the Square!

    tkts is run by the Society of London Theatre, the trade association that represents London theatre. Other outlets that promise discount tickets are not the official outlets of SOLT and their sales and business practices are not regulated by the Society. So make sure you go to the tkts building to purchase your tickets. Most tickets are sold at exactly HALF PRICE plus a service charge of Ģ2.50 per ticket. Some additional shows may also be available at a 25% discount or at full price, giving you the broadest choice of on-the-day tickets available in London. Payment is by cash (Sterling or Euros), credit card or debit card, or by Theatre Tokens (cheques and travellers cheques are not accepted). Look to see which shows have tickets available by looking at the two noticeboards in front of the building. Bob is looking at one of them in the picture. One of the noticeboards at tkts gives details of matinée (afternoon) performances, the other lists evening performances. Note: Tickets for Matinee and Evening shows are sold from different windows. Check the signs above each of the windows so that you get into the right queue.

    tkts is operated by The Society of London Theatre. The service charge per ticket levied at tkts enables the Society of London Theatre to operate the booth, run a broad range of audience development initiatives, and contribute to the Theatre Investment Fund which invests in new productions and supports new producers. The nearest Underground stations are Leicester Square and Piccadilly Circus. tkts is open every day of the week, all year round (with the exception of Christmas Day) Monday to Saturday: 10.00am - 7.00pm for afternoon (matinee) and evening performances Sunday 12 Noon - about 3.30pm for afternoon (matinee) performances only.

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    Irish pubs - not likely.
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  • O'Neill's pub, Houndsditch, London. - London
    O'Neill's pub, Houndsditch,
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    There are several chains of supposed Irish pubs in London (and indeed all over the UK) which really irritate me. They all have names like Molly Malone's or Finnegan's Wake, or the ubiqitous O'Neill's chain. As pubs, there is absolutely nothing wrong with them, but the fake "Irishness" really annoys me. I lived in Northern Ireland for 28 years, and they are nothing like any pubs I knew. I certainly never saw a pub with a bicycle nailed to the roof!

    You don't have to drink in them. If you want to drink in an Irish bar, either go to Ireland or find out where the Irish people drink wherever you are. I guarantee you it won't be an O'Neills.

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    Downloading Pictures From A Digital Camera
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  • Having got the VT bug, I recently went to London with my digital camera, which is quite new to me. When it came time to download pictures onto a disk I didn't know where to go. I was staying in Notting Hill Gate at the time and so went looking for a shop in the high street there. Found one whilst walking towards Kensington Gardens. The cost of just downloading the pictures onto a disk was in the region of Ģ6.50. The next time I needed this service I was in the Convent Garden area and found a "Boots" there where I could just download pictures onto a disk. The cost Ģ2.50 - AND I got thumbnails AND a programme to see the pictures. Also I got the disk within an hour or so. Couldn't ask for more. The next problem was deleting the SmartMedia picture data using my camera - I did say I was new to this!!

    If time permits, it is worth looking around or asking people where camera services can be found at a good price.

    Take more memory with you, although this comes out expensive. I had to buy a one-time usage camera until I worked out how to delete pictures from the SmartMedia in my camera!!

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    British Flag Hats
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  • Miso80 showing off the new london 06 Collection - London
    Miso80 showing off the new
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    The hats u will see at major tourist attractions... they are roughly Ģ10 which i suppose isn't too bad... but please think about the pictures! what happens in a few years when your kids see these pictures... think about their lives... you're not just harming yourself! I'm kidding it's a bit of harmless fun but the real warning comes in that wearing one of these singles you out as a tourist so pickpockets and criminals are more likely to target you... just make sure you take it off when you're on places like oxford st or at tube stations.

    1) know when to take it off to not single yourself out. 2) make sure you take the tag off before you wear it. 3) they it looks better if there's more than one of you wearing them, safety in numbers 4) make sure your head is big enough, people like me have the tendency to pull them down over your eyes :)

    you could buy a bunch of england flags if you really want to look english... but don't forget it's also a sign of british racis... i mean nationalism...

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    Eating cheaply in London
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  • When visiting London, the biggest expense after accomodation is the food! Avoid the tourist traps of the restaurants in the centre. You may find the menu unexpensive, but they'll get with the drinks in the end, which is a typical London reastaurant scam. A great place to eat cheaply if you like real curry, is Sweet and Spicy, in Brick Lane, near Aldgate East tube station. It's real curry, unlike most of the surrounding reastaurants that will try to drag you inside (literally!). You can bring you own beer, as the restaurant only sells non-alchoolic beverages. Another cheap eat option, if you like sushi, is the Japan Centre, right in Picadilly Circus, next to the massive Waterstones bookshop. Go inside, ignore the restaurant on the ground floor, and go down the stairs to the food shop. There you can buy prepacked but freshly prepared (you see the food preparers hard at work!) sushi. Buy the drinks there, or go to the nearby Tesco supermarket for it. Then you only need a nice place to sit and eat. I recommend nearby Green Park or Trafalgar Square if the weather is nice, on the inside a bus if it isn't!


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    Ten worst places in London to be as a tourist
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  • Sheep waiting to board a tour bus - London
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    London dosn't really have Tourist traps just some very overpriced attractions ; these are in my opinion the worst of the worst: 1) London Dungeon. Once saw a travel guide writing about this place say : "unsuitable for adults" - quite. 2) Madame Tussaud's - Lifeless rubbish. 3) Covent Garden - Overpriced rubbish and bloody street entertainers. 4) Eros on Piccadilly - silly little statue on a roundabout that is not even Eros. 5) The Heathrow Express from Paddington to the airport - more expensive than Concorde 6) Catford 7) Coach & Horses pub in Soho - now overrun with wallies asking if Mr Bernard is OK ? 8) Tower of London - Queen's trinkets 9) Buckingham Palace - up the revolution 10) Bloody sightseeing buses - baa..baa... I'm a sheep.

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    Another tirade against the wax works rubbish
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  • i want to throw up...now. - London
    i want to throw up...now.
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    I've already written about quite what an awful tourist trap Madame Tussaud's is, but in December 2004 they managed to drop to an even lower, publicity grabing low of tawdry tackiness...My advice is take a portable radiator and stand next to the whole insult to taste. May I thus refer to the following News report : LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Church leaders united on Wednesday to condemn a Christmas Nativity tableau depicting soccer star David Beckham as Joseph and his pop singer wife Victoria as the Virgin Mary. Anglicans, Catholics and Presbyterians called the exhibit at Madame Tussaud's waxwork museum in London a new low in the cult of celebrity worship. In the tableau, Australian pop star Kylie Minogue hovers above the crib as an angel while "Posh Spice" Victoria lays her shawled head tenderly on Beckham's shoulder. Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh star as The Three Wise Men. The shepherds are played by Hollywood star Samuel L. Jackson, British actor Hugh Grant and camp Irish comedian Graham Norton. The Vatican was not amused. "This is worse than bad taste. It is cheap," an official Vatican source told Reuters in Rome

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    Buckingham Palace
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  • It is nice to see from the outside, but DONīT waste your money paying to go in. Not only you are not allowed to take pictures (it is private property even though you have paid to go in), but also, thigs are rearanged (and I suspect some taken away as well as others added) from theur original places, carpeting is added, plastic is put on all doors and stairwells, and the guards and staff are RUDE.

    The Change of Guards; make sure you go on the right day. THe first year we had to go 3 times before catching the whole thing because there was no change on Sundays, and we were told it was held on Odd (perhaps Even, donīt remenber) days and it was the other. If you donīt get a place near the entrance, donīt worry, the show is outisde the steert. Guards come in horses along with a band and they make a little show. The 2nd time, we did not even plan to go, but we hopped off our bus, and catched the change of guards, but the simple way (no show added). We were alone and were able to see the whole thing right in front.

    There is no alternative. It is interesting and pretty. Most people donīt want to miss it when visiting London.

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