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London Eye
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  • The lines are long, it's around £11 for a ticket, but if you do any tourist trap activity, I'd go for the London Eye. The view is really nice.

    If you go just before the eye closes, there may not be much of a line and you may even get a carriage to yourself.


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    Curd
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  • If you're a gourmand of a curd or white cottage cheese, you won't find it in London shops, as I couldn't find either. But if you see somewhere around the corner Baltic, Lithuanian or Russian food shops, get in. There you'll get what you need.

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    the London Tower
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    11 POUNDS PER PERSON! It's true, you go to London and breathing costs money! We waited in an hour line with about 2,000 people to go to this. Then we waited in lines all day inside. I would of not done this if my parents were not paying for it and insisting that this was the place to be (so wasn't).

    The crown jewels are impressive. Seeing the largest diamond in the world was very cool. I enjoyed this bit, though the line for this was 30 mins.

    Going on the South bank and taking a picture of the Tower. Unless you are a real history buff and are immune to being fustrated waiting in long queues and being pushed around by hundreds of people with cameras, then this is not worth the 11 pounds.

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    Oxford Street
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  • Visiting Oxford Street is one of the least enjoyable things one can do but probably one of the things the majority of visitors end up doing. Its full of hawkers and priced for tourists. Above all, its teaming with visitors who will return home whose impression of London will be developed after a visit there. I would avoid it. If you are a shopaholic, visit the Kings Road instead or a smaller alternative area eg Spitalfields Market, Covent Garden or Portobello. Vote with your wallet, boycott the chains is what I say. Give your hard-earned cash to the little guy. You will not only have a unique item, you will be putting a smile on someone face and bread on the table for their family!!!!

    Avoid buying fake perfume, never buy items whose packaging you cannot recycle, keep a firm hold of your wallet and handbag (Oxford Street is generally safe but there are pickpockets). Do not be drawn in by the glitzy window displays!!!! If you have to go, I would only recommend putting up with this in the January sales when you may be able to pick up what you NEED for a bargain!!! I can hear the ladies thinking - Stop me if you can!!!!!

    Kings Road (Quiter but still full of chain shops). Full of wealthly Sloane Rangers. Recommend the Markets of Portobello (Saturday only), Camden (Sunday) or Spitalfields (Sunday). Also Covent Garden Market (although does get very busy).


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    Looking for pictures in the Tate Modern
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  • Hmmm, are these people wondering where the paintings have gone? Or are they experiencing something deeper and being encapsulated by the sounds around them? Decide for yourself up until May 2005!

    Look serious and arty spending at least ten minutes concentrating at each speaker.

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    Madame Tussaud's
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  • My kids insisted on going here and they loved it. However, they did not pay the entrance fee! The price was way over the limit. (about $30 each)

    Take lots of pictures and try to pass them off as "real" celebrity sightings to your friends. Our tickets included the planetarium. Since it was our first full day and we were sleep deprived, ALL of us fell asleep during the show! Nice little pick-me-up!

    Here's the facts: Madame Tussaud made waxwork models of guillotined victims of the French Revolution. In 1835 she opened an exhibition of her models at Baker Street. Today, Madame Tussaud's still has some of her original exhibits. (And she was really, really small---4ft. something, I'd say.)

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    This was the weirdest in the whole Museum
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  • When I have been visiting the Imperial War Museum there were tons of small billboards that you should try a ride by bomber and to experience how WW II looked like fro mthe bird's view.. Well, to pay 1 pound for it was pretty much :) When I saw the attraction itself it looked like a big box :) but never mind, I wanted to try it. People, those who are not used to fly or sail :) don't try it. You should make shame there ... LOL It was just about five or ten minutes of joggling us and those who didn't hold they had a little injuries, too. :) So, be careful what you want to try :) it was like small merry-go-round but a bit expensive

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    The London Dungeon
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  • A gory version of Madam Tussaud's. One of London's biggest tourist attractions apparently. Features Jack the Ripper stuff and other subjects related to murder, blood and gore. The London Dungeon

    Take it for what it is, ie, some light entertainment to while away a couple of hours.

    Go to the Tower of London to see real instruments of torture and hear stories about real evildoers from the past.

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    Changing of the Guards
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  • All the tourist books advise you to go see the pomp and circumstance of the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace. It's crowded, it's a bunch of soldiers marching around with someone shouting at them telling them what to do and where to go. Personally i think it's a waste of time.

    go early to get a good spot. I think it starts at 11:30 but off season it's only every other day.

    If you want to see something similar, go see the HorseGuards. They have a changing of the guard as well and it's not far from the Palace. Probably less crowded and there are horses. Off Whitehall.

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    China Town? Errrrrrrr
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  • China Town, Gerrard Street, yes, it has a whole bunch of "Chinese" restaurants, and certainly many are very good. But I wouldn't say they exhibit a good example of what is available in China. Perhaps a reasonable shot at Hong Kong and (maybe) Beijing. Some lay claim to Shanghai roots and others Szechuan, and even Vietnam, Malysia and Japan (China...?). maybe I'm spoilt, but I'm rather disappointed by it. But it does have phone booths with pagoda style fibreglass rooves!

    I moan about the lack of diversity, but I suppose if something is good and there is market for numerous outlets of the same product, then why not. The food in each place may be the same, but it's the same for good reason- it's popular and it sells. Try some.

    Otherwise, you could of course cross Shaftesbury Avenue and go into Soho. Here can be found a rather more vaired choice. Off to the left, towards Picadilly are plenty of OK Japanese places. There's Melate for Indonesian, all over there are good Thai restaurants (Chinag Mai near Bar Italia was good years ago, haven't been lately). And so on, and so on.

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