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 One little group of tarts by sourbugger
In Blackpool you will find simply hoardes of the real thing. Whilst God may have amply endowed many fine Northern women, many more add to their creators work with a diet of burgers, mushy peas and chips by the truckload. Such fine examples of the female form never seem backwards in coming forward - with short skirts, skimpy tops and everything generally wobbling about like a big pink coloured jelly.
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 Rock and Roll in Blackpool by sourbugger
Blackpool rock, candyfloss, burgers , pizza and chips appear to the staple diet.
The only place you are likely to get a healthy meal is if you scrape the red and green bits out of a Big Mac. Leave a Comment
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 Tried to stop a tram and
lost by sourbugger
One of the more dramatic deaths in the very long running British Soap was that of Alan Bradley died under a tram in Blackpool after mistreating Rita Fairclough.
These lumbering giants weigh many tons. They are, after all, essentially trains that have been trained to run along roads. Don't get into arguments with them. Leave a Comment
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 Where's the party then ?
I could do with a rut... by sourbugger
By the late afternoon he had been floored and sexually molested by about 20 young women in cheerleaders outfits. Whilst this was not altogether unpleasurable, being chased by half a dozen blokes with the shorts round their knees across the main road bout half an hour later awas not.
Be warned crowds of very drunk men or women on the razz in the stag and hen capital of the world don't tend to take any prisoners ! Leave a Comment
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 by sourbugger
In addition the mile long plus ride is not the smoothest in the world, and with a few sharp kinks in the track, it could affect people with minor back problems.
Obviously if you knew you had major back problems or had a phobia about heights you wouldn't go near the damn thing in the first place ! Leave a Comment
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 Norbreck prison, sorry hotel by sourbugger
It got a a very bad press last year and featured on the BBC consumer affairs programme - Watchdog. Dated rooms, queues for check-in and dining rooms, paper thin walls, scruffy furniture, fire alarms set off half the night, loud music, squeaky beds, rude and surly staff etc etc
Even with a 9 million pound refit, it would appear that the owners, Britannia hotels, have their work cut out. After all, it's difficult to make a silk purse out of a cows ear ! Leave a Comment
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 High sea by ettenajLeave a Comment
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If you are driving around blackpool in your own car then watch outfor drunk people. I would really advise you catch the bus everywhere because you can sit and relax and know you aren't going to hit anybody. Leave a Comment
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- Clifton Park
299-301 Clifton Drive South, Blackpool - Windsor House
47 Dickson Road, Blackpool - Beachcomber Hotel Blackpool
78 Reads Avenue, Blackpool - Warwick House Hotel
69-71 Withnell Road, Blackpool - Kingsway Hotel
68 Charnley Road, Blackpool - Vidella Hotel
80 - 82 Dickson Rd, Blackpool - The Welbeck Hotel
10-12 Queens Promenade, Blackpool - Grasmere Hotel
51 Palatine Road, Blackpool - Georgian Hotel
82-86 Albert Rd, Blackpool - The Waldorf Hotel
591 - 593 New South Promenade, Blackpool - Claremont Hotel
270 North Promenade, Blackpool - Leverdale Hotel Blackpool
242-244 Queens Promenade, Blackpool - The Dukeries Hotel
86-88 Adelaide Street, Blackpool - Fairway Hotel
34-36 Hull Road, Blackpool - Macdonald Tickled Trout Hotel
Preston New Road, Blackpool
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