Every restaurant / cafe / stall in town: Free heart attacks
There are a number of high class establishments in Skegness that take the finest chipping potatoes, lightly fry them in the finest oils and serve them with relish and cheery smile.
You didn't really believe that did you?
Lots of places sell the most disgusting grease covered conglomorations your stomach will ever meet.
Favorite Dish: Chips when your drunk - remember if you want to look like a northerner put gravy or mushy peas on them. If you want to look like a southerner put tomato sauce on them. If you want to look like a local put vomit on them.
NB for non-Britons : Mushy peas are a disgusting item which looks like guacamole or child-sick turned green depending upon your point of view.
- Food and Dining
The Aroma Cafe: An oasis of good taste
The Aroma Coffeehouse on the main road in Skegness serves good quality coffee and Paninis and the like. The decor is relatively plush, with bits of americana and Hollywood type bits and pieces.
It's certainly an oasis of tranquility when compared to the myriad of chip joints that litter the town - including the infamous 'chip pan alley'.
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