Glastonbury Sports & Outdoors

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In my childhood days, when colour television was a dream and The Beatles were all getting along swimmingly, there were little booklets for children called 'I-Spy'. Themed in subjects like birds, transport, flowers, your mission was to accrue points by spotting and ticking off as many of the featured lists as possible. Fanatics could join the I-Spy Club - very popular in it's day - which was presided over by the unimaginatively named Big Chief I-Spy. About whom we have this internet snippet from his second in command.

"My boss was X, a frightfully camp antiques trader with a shop in Camden Passage and a love of boys, pork chops, Italian food and the theatre. He smoked and coughed continuously, and would regularly drop inches of cigarette ash onto any papers I had on my desk. Overgenerous, kindhearted, intolerant, X was constantly, eyebrow-archingly astonished by me, the company for which we worked, everyone we came into contact with. His favourite (repeatable) expletive was "Chaaarming"... He was converting a chapel...into a home. It had but a single grave in its garden. It amused him tremendously that this was of the chapel's founder."

Needless to say, points earned depended upon the ease which which something could be 'spotted'. Thus in the transport book, a Rolls Royce was bound to earn you more points than a Ford Anglia. With this in mind I should like to offer up a version just for Glastonbury...

Man or woman with straggly hair - 1 point
Barefoot man or woman (quite brave on UK streets) - 10 points
Pixie/wizard/mad hat - 10 points
Man or woman with crystal - 2 points
Man or woman with piercing (visible) - 1 point
Man or woman with piercing (hidden, but uncovered after a struggle) - 25 points
Individual bearing staff (roughly hewn) - 5 points
Individual bearing staff (varnished and with nice crooked twirly sections) - 10 points
Individual bearing staff (topped with natural crystal or disconcerting skull) - 20 points
Sir Ian McKellen bearing staff - 100 points

...you get the idea.

Equipment: Keen eyes and a decent camera should you be fearful of any 'spot' being challenged and subsequently declared invalid.
The Sir Ian McKellen is oft claimed but seldom substantiated.