The lady with the prairie oysters :-)
by ATLC
A statue in the Vatican museum, standing in a niche just about opposite the entrance to the Egyptian rooms. It looks like a fertility goddess, although at the time I didn't think those things hanging off her were breasts. On either of her upper arms sit two small lions. And on her dress are all bulls with either two breasts or their paws sticking out, I don't know. On her collar are what look like spooky ghosts, with bulls heads and breasts too.I thought no more of it, until VT member craic posted a question about well-rubbed statues. To which sirgaw replied, describing this statue, saying: "In the Vatican Museum is a statue of a woman who at first glance seems to have about 20 boobs, however we were told they are bulls testicles. Legend has it that if a woman wants to get pregnant, she is supposed to walk around the statue 3 times. To stop all this "unseemly conduct" the good folks at...