Weird weird weird. As I said on the "Warnings" page-it's like Disneyland meets Swiss Family Robinson. There's a pulpit built into the base of a beautiful huge tree. There are voices piped into the forest. Its a damn shame.
Unique Suggestions: Ride the gondola if for no other reason than to marvel at why this big, fancy, expensive machine is plunked down in this hoaky place.
My daughter made me do it! She even had to admit it was a mistake after we paid our 12 bucks!