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HA!!! Caught another one!
by Karnubawax
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Pier 39: Pier 39 - This is a FAKE Pier!
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  • Other VTers have listed Pier 39 as a Tourist Trap, and they are absolutely right! Pier 39 is crowded and touristy, has tacky shops and mediocre restaurants. In a city that has a very interesting history and wonderful ethnic and diverse neighborhoods, I can never understand why people want to visit a pier that wasn't even developed until 1978. This is not real San Francisco! Before 1978, this pier was a dumping ground for old TVs and refrigerators. I would much rather see old rusted and wrecked appliances, than the gawdy trinkets on display at the stores now.

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    Be Aware!: Exploratorium
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  • The Exploratorium is probably really cool if you have kids who like science. But we really wanted to try out the "Tactile Dome" we had read about; it is some kind of maze that you go through entirely in the dark. Unfortunately, when we got there (pretty early) it was already sold out for the rest of the day. If that is what you are going for, just be aware.

    Call and reserve a time for the Tactile Dome far in advance.

    Have a picnic at the Palace of Fine Arts, it is right next door to the Exploratorium if you are in that area.

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    Fisherman's Wharf: Fisherman's Wharf - Just for Tourists
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  • The very touristy Fisherman's Grotto - San Francisco
    The very touristy Fisherman's
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    by pigletsmom
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    Though I like Fishermans Wharf, be careful of expensive restaurtants that cater to tourists. But the worst thing about Fishermna's wharf is the guys pedeling the expensive guided city tours. They will not stop until they have sold you some sort of coupon, tour or discount of some kind. You can see the city on your own very easily, safely and much more inexpensively.

    While in Fisherman's wharf do look for good deals on whole crabs, and excellent clam chowder served in a sourdough bowl. Very inexpensive and good! The Musee Macanique, (off the beaten path tip) is highly unusual and free. Walk west towards Ghiradellii Square and you'll run into the Maritime National Historical Park. (off the beaten path tip) Much more authentic and less touristy.

    The SF public library offers free walking tours at all the major attractions and neighborhoods in the city. Check out http://www.sfcityguides.org/ and then click on schedule. Tours are about 2 hours and absolutely free. They ask for a donation at the end of the tour. Guides are knowledgeable and personable.

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    Alcatraz N.P.: Book ahead for The Rock in the summer
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  • Alcatraz is definitely a trap, though luckily they do let you go after a few hours (otherwise the crowds would suffocate you). Expensive, but interesting. Anyway if you’re there in high season I’d suggest that you head down to Pier 39 and book your ferry tickets over there a good few days before you intend to go because each sailing is absolutely packed during the summer!

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    Haight Street: The truth can be a bummer
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  • The original Psychadelic Shop - now Fat Slice - San Francisco
    The original Psychadelic Shop
    - now Fat Slice
    by Karnubawax
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    Y'know... I really was resistant to saying this, but, upon further reflection, I have to agree with the other folks on this page that Haight Street is now a bona fide tourist trap. Ten years ago this wasn't the case... the Haight (or, more specifically, the Haight/Ashbury or Upper Haight) was a vibrant, cohesive neighborhood. The folks who worked in the shops all lived there, played in bands there, went out to the great nightclubs and bars there, and were part of a real, working neighborhood. The "dot-com boom" changed all that. Seemingly overnight rents got so high and places so scarce that most artist types had to leave. The people who could afford to live here demanded that the neighborhood quiet down to suit their relaxed tastes, and one by one the nightclubs and bars started closing down. Today all that's left are the shops, the yuppies, and the bums. While you will see lots of Bohemian types in the shops, they, for the most part, do not live here. If you want to go to where the actual Haight neighborhood is, you'll have to go about a half mile to the east down the hill to the area of Haight Street between Divisadero and Fillmore. This is the Lower Haight. It's where I live and indeed is home to lots of us who fled the Upper Haight when the music died (this last round of it anyway..)

    The Upper Haight is still worth a visit - if only for nostalgia's sake. If you want to get a litle flavor of Haight Street, a few morsels still exist. The Red Vic - a great place to catch a flick (see my tip) ChaChaCha - one of the best restaurants in SF The DeLuxe - really one of only 3 cool bars in the Upper Haight Persian Aub Zam Zam - the other cool bar Murio's Trophy Room - the other other cool bar Vintage clothing stores - some are better than others - see my travelogue for some ideas Bound Together - Anarchist book store

    A great alternative is the Lower Haight. While it may not have as many boutiques (and absolutely NO tie-dye), the Lower Haight is a genuine neighborhood with lots of hopping nightlife. The locals are the usual tattooed/pierced/black-clad types you'll find in most "Bohemian" neighborhods, but many of these folks actually have families! Most are in their late 20's and 30's (and beyond). The real spirit of the Haight - and I'm NOT talking about the tie-dye flower power stuff that died over 30 years ago - is here. If I had to choose between the Haights - I'd say skip the phony charachiture of Bohemian SF and see the real thing.

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    Be Aware!: You May Be Afraid Of Some People
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  • Some of you may be afraid of the homeless people that are on every other corner of San Francisco, especially near fishermans warf where all the tourist hang out. For the most part, I just ignored them and they never bothered me. i gave change to a bunch of them that actually were quite entertaining. I found most of them to be quite harmless, but everyone has a different opinion and some people just do not like homeless people. The main area of San Fran to stay away from for family's would be the "Castro" district. this area is definately an adult part of town and I was a little uneasy about some of the people. I was offered heroin a few times, I'm not sure if this is an everday thing in the Castro district or if I was there at the wrong time of year, and the wrong time of day.

    If you must go, then do it during the day, where the sun light will be your guarding angel :)

    The only alternative is to walk FASTER.....each district in San Francisco is not that big, so within 5 minutes of walking you will be clear of the area.

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    Pier 39: Pier 39
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  • Pier 39 could have been an interesting tourist shopping area but it turned out to be a tacky ugly place, overcrowded and except for the view at the end of the pier, there is very little of interest at Pier 39.

    Take photos at the end of the Pier. You have a beautiful view of Alcatraz in the background. If you are interested in sea lions, you can watch them off the pier.

    Walk along the embarcadero, visit the Ferry Building with the new shops and restaurants, roller blade on the embarcadero as far as the he Bay Bridge.

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    Pier 39: I went to Pier 39 (so you don't have to)!
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  • HA!!!  Caught another one! - San Francisco
    HA!!! Caught another one!
    by Karnubawax
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    Pier 39 is, depending on your point of view, tourist heaven or tourist hell. Locals avoid this tourist holding pen like the plague, and for good reason. What can you expect to see? Tourists - of all shapes and sizes - loud colors and even louder voices - Abercrombie & Fitch and Tommy Hilfiger as far as the eye can see. You can grab a $12 plate of shrimp or a $5 scoop of ice cream, sit on a bench and pretend you're back at your hometown mall. Many of the same stores will be there. The cool ocean breeze and vague, nautical theme are the only things that suggest you're in San Francisco. You could very easily be in Monterey, or San Diego, or Penn's Landing, or anywhere. Pier 39 is San Francisco -thoroughly cleansed of San Francisco-ness. If Disneyland had a place called "Friscoland," it would look exactly like Pier 39. Call it "Branson by the Bay!" The only locals you will see here are those dragged here (kicking and screaming) by out of town guests. The expensive restaurants are just OK, and the cheaper places are just lousy. The stores range from interesting but overpriced (Magnet shop) to just plain stupid. If shopping at tacky malls for overpriced, ugly souveniers surrounded by loud, pushy tourists is you're idea of fun... then by all means go. But this isn't San Francisco by any means. It's a mall - plain & simple - designed for people who want to be in San Francisco but, at the same time, want everything to be exactly like it is at home.

    If you take the Alcatraz tour, you may be tempted to stroll over to Pier 39. Sucker! At least go and see the sea lions - you can walk along the western outer walk, see the sea lions, and not step foot in Pier 39! The sea lions are most plentiful outside of summer; during the summer the docks may be deserted. Oh yeah... if you want to take the Alcatraz tour - MAKE RESERVATIONS! And if you have reservations, allow LOTS of time to get to the dock. If you can't get on the Alcatraz tour, take the Bay Cruise or Angel Island boat - anything to get on the water - and away from Pier 39! Even Fisherman's Wharf - tacky tourist trap that it is - has at least SOMETHING to do with San Francisco. Pier 39 is every single bit as lame as you've heard. And, if you go, you'll find that, if anything, these criticisms aren't harsh enough!

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    Be Aware!: camera and video camera shops
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  • Many tourist from overseas think that it is cheaper to buy personal electronics in the US. There are rip-off stores that sell PAL European video cameras and photo cameras to tourists. They are not cheaper then any other store in Europe, infact it's much cheaper to buy European Video cameras in the Duty Free at the airports in Europe. You will see these stores in San Francisco, New York, and L.A. They fill their windows with neon signs, personal electronics, video cameras and digital/photo cameras. They do "low ball" advertising in the storefronts. Meaning that they have a video camera in the window for $199, PAL system, and when you go into the shop and ask to see it... bait and switch! They will ring up you credit card and then go on and tell you that the camera you just bought; is no good and that you should buy the better model. It all starts from there. They will end up selling you a cheap camera, overly priced, that has no warranty. If you demand to have the same camera in the window they will tell you that they have no more and to come back tomorrow. If you tell them that you want their display model they will say it's not for sale. If you go into those shops you will not get a deal no matter what. And never fall for their wide angle lenses that are supposed to be able to take pictures in the dark. That's B.S. They will tell you to try the lens on and connect your camera to their TV. They adjust the picture quality on the camera to make it look bad, then they screw the lens on and turn the controls to normal and you see. It's a trick. They sell the lens for 200-1000 dollars. It costs them $30. Believe it or not if you buy, you get screwed. There are good places to purchase digital and film cameras in the US. Try Good Guys, Frys, Circut City, Target, etc. These are big, well known stores. PAL system is recommended to buy here, if you find one it will not have a warranty in your country. DON'T BUY EVEN FILM THERE! It's usually bad.

    Pay with credit. If there is a problem you can get your money back. Any statements that they make; warranties, features, etc. have them write it on the recipt.

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    Be Aware!: Food in touristy areas
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  • As I'm sure most of you know, food in touristy areas are extremely expensive. In San Francisco, this is the case especially for Union Square. In San Francisco, the best restaurants and food are usually in the less-busy neighborhoods (ie, for the best Asian food, go to the Sunset neighborhood - a quiet residential neighborhood about 30 minutes away from downtown). Also, when the weather is okay, having a picnic in San Francisco's squares and parks is extremely delightful, as well as cost-effective. Hope this saves someone some money!!

    Definitely head out towards the residential neighborhoods for the best as well as the most cost effective food. For example - the Sunset neighborhood for Asian cuisine, the Mission District for Mexican food, etc.


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