"You really must get with the lingo, surely it's a 'gas' station"
"I don't want to fill this Ford Shed with gas"
'It's short for..."
"I know what it's short for, thank you very much"
"Well I must admit it looks like a very quaint 1930's construction - still a gas station hardly compares with castles and palaces of last year"
"Well I like it anyway - it's the real America. A marathon oil gas station "
"I'm surprised it's not called a 'Snickers station' by now'"
"Oh very funny, by the way have you got you an answer to my trivia question back in Joliet "
"Romania, changed from Rumania"
'Well done, now read the map and work out where the hell we are"
Passed a sign to the Meramec Caverns.
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