Deville Warnings and Dangers

Don't just assume that a deer's just as friendly as Rudolf. Especially bucks during mating season. Best just stay away. And don't mess with his woman. Don't worry about the rifle or dogs. You better just haul butt and don't look back. I lose more friends that way. Sad story. And they say them thar Water Mocassins are poisonous. Naw. It just stings for a little while. Goes away after a couple of days. Except when the cold weather sets in. It starts to act up then. And them game wardens is tricky fellers. But if you stay away from the deer, you ain't gonna see much of them. Just make sure you know the legal duck limit.