Louisiana Tourist Traps

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Bourbon St.   New Orleans

Bourbon St., New Orleans

 21 Reviews  This is an area for adults only - especially at night. I was stunned by the amount of tourists dragging their children down bourbon street. Please just don't take kids with you. This is a tourists... 

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Tours   New Orleans

Tours, New Orleans

 15 Reviews  I have to respond to Dutch-Tulip who simply stated that "Bourbon Street smells like vomit." We spend a lot of money having a company constantly moving around the Quarter picking up garbage and... 

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Betcha I can tell ya where ya got dem shoes!   New Orleans

Betcha I can tell ya where ya got dem shoes!, New Orleans

 7 Reviews  I am as local as red beans and rice on Mondays. Born, raised, and shot in the back here. That being said, I have no patience for the street hustlers in the French Quarter. They go after anyone, even... 

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Riverboat   New Orleans

Riverboat, New Orleans

 8 Reviews  Steamboat Natchez is a tourist trap-NOT...at least the dinner jazz cruise. The other reviews here don't mention that the 7:00 pm cruise features the Dukes o f Dixieland traditional jazz group, and are... 

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French Quarter   New Orleans

French Quarter, New Orleans

 13 Reviews  Luckily, we didn't have any - honest. How so, you ask? Simple - I walk right up to someone who looks like a local, tell them I'm a tourist who's never been to their beautiful city and ask their... 

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Street Acts   New Orleans

Street Acts, New Orleans

 15 Reviews  I live here in New Orleans.. and I find the whole trap analogy offensive. We are known all around the world for crowds.. massive crowds depending on events going on. Street performers are indeed... 

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Souvenir Shops   New Orleans

Souvenir Shops, New Orleans

 4 Reviews  They're on every block on Bourbon Street, every other block on Canal Street (but they tend to be bigger), and are dispersed on Decatur Street. They have porcelain, plastic and paper masks, Mardi Gras... 

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Voodoo Museum   New Orleans

Voodoo Museum, New Orleans

 5 Reviews  I have been to this place on more than one occasion and I would just like to say you get what you pay for. $5.00 is not a huge price to pay for a little "taste" of the spiritual culture of New... 

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Restaurant/Bars   New Orleans

Restaurant/Bars, New Orleans

 7 Reviews  Cafe Dumonde and Morning Call (now in Jefferson Parish) are well worth the wait. The coffee is great, and the beignets even better. Back in the 60's, the tourists went to Du Monde, and the locals... 

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Did.ya.eat.yet?

by cynthi

People in Louisiana LOVE to eat, and it no wonder why... our food is just so good! Remember that the REAL FOOD is not going to be found along the riverwalks or at the "cajun" cafe's in the mall. Also, the real stuff is pretty much in South Louisiana. You can't go to Louisiana without trying the local fare, so make sure you get it right. Make sure you find a good restraunt to go to and don't get sucked into the hot and spicy claimings in an area where all you see are tourists (I'm really thinking New Orleans right now). So now that you can't eat on the riverwalk anymore, my suggestion is to ask people what they think. Ask your hotel staff, friends, or even random people off the street for a suggestion for some authentic Louisiana Cookin'. The people of Louisiana are friendly as a whole, especially when it comes to food (as long as we aren't talking about sharing, although special...

The real deal... you have to know where to find it
Stay away from The Court of...

by donalaba

Stay away from The Court of Two Sisters.It has a pretty courtyard,but the food is terrible.Don't bother with tours.Hop on th street car for $1.25 and see it yourself.If you want to take a cruise on the Mississippi or into the Bayous,choose a short cruise and don't bother to eat on the boat.There are too many great restaurants in the city to bother with some slop that has been reheated for your dining pleasure.Be careful at the casino.If you want to see it and try your luck,bring a small amount and don't expect to win.The casino has been having alot of financial problems from the beginning.It is trying to recoup its investment.That doesn't bode well for you. If you're walking in the French Quarter and somebody says'i'll bet you $ that I can tell you where you got dem shoes',keep walking.He'll tell you that you got dem wherever you happen to be standing and take your money.

No trip to New Orleans would...

by Jacquelynn

No trip to New Orleans would be complete without a local trying to get some of your money. When someone approaches you with, 'I'll bet you five dollars I can tell you where you got your shoes?' Keep walking. When you challenge them, they will say, 'You've got them right here, on Bourbon St, New Orleans!' Also, random people may help you with baggage at the train station (competely without your asking) and expect money.

The local ATM's, Mac Machines...

by Lulu-Girl

The local ATM's, Mac Machines (whatever you call them in your area), are rip offs. Unavoidable rip offs. They charge upwards of 3 dollars as a service charge, so be forewarned. A little cash here, a little cash there, and the next thing you know, you've just lost twenty bucks in service fees. Just plain annoying.

BY FAR - THE GUMBO SHOP IN THE...

by ericsnana

BY FAR - THE GUMBO SHOP IN THE FRENCH QUARTER THIS IS NOTHING LIKE REAL GUMBO, AND IT IS OVERPRICED. MOST FRENCH QUARTER RESTAURANTS ARE, UNFORTUNATLEY, AND MOST HAVE LOUSY LOCAL FOOD, UNLESS YOU GO FOR THE REAL GOURMET EXPENSIVE UPSCALE PLACES LIKE BRENNANS.

Top 3 Hotels in Louisiana

Royal Sonesta Hotel  New Orleans

 16 Reviews and 1410 Opinions  This was my family's first trip to New Orleans and we wanted to stay somewhere special. Staying in... 

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La Quinta Inn & Suites Baton Rouge Denham Springs  Baton Rouge

 1 Review and 125 Opinions  This was a very, very nice motel. We've stayed in Baton Rouge, LA before and been disappointed with... 

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Clarion Hotel Shreveport  Shreveport

 2 Reviews and 67 Opinions  Guess what's the complementary things they are having in the room? Not only distilled water, but a... 

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