Squads of specially trained pink-shirted mullett headed macho-men from Bangor have been assigned the task of monitering the activities of any clever , polysyllabic, Goth-Canadian dancers who cross the border and dine at truckstops. Please plan your trip accordingly and don't be alarmed. It's done in the interest of public safety and the betterment of long term Can-Am relations.
Insider Tip: To avoid scrutiny , pre-register at any local gunshow or call 555-0000 and ask for Bucky. If Junior answers the phone, simply say the word "pelt" , hang up, and slowly walk back to Canada.
You know the kind of walk I mean... ;-)
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