Become a Virtual Tourist Member Today!  Sign Up for Free | Sign In
Portland Tourist Traps
Search:

Portland Hotels

Real reviews from real travelers.

Portland Tourist Traps

Who stole my wallet? - Portland
Who stole my wallet?
by crazyk
Tips and photos of Portland tourist attractions and tourist traps, posted by real travelers and Portland locals.
Portland Map
Sort By:  Most Recent | Best Rated
Chinatown
  • Tip Rating:
  • IncogNeat-0
  • Updated By IncogNeat-0 on March 30, 2008
  • Portland Page by IncogNeat-0
  • Timeline: March 2008

    If you want to see Chinatown, your best bet is to go to San Francisco. It is true there are enough asians in the metro area to support a lively little freebie weekly, "The Asian Reporter," but most of the readership is probably occidental anyway. It is also true that it was at one time possible during Chinese New Year celebrations to walk atop firecracker shards all the way from Salmon or Taylor on 4th to what is now referred to as Chinatown without ever touching the ground, but that is no longer the case.

    All the best asian restaurants are in the burbs, and so are most Americans of asian descent. There may be a few Asian cultural associations scattered about the landscape, such as the Korean club/lodge on the #20 bus line, the Filipino community center on the #15 bus line, or the Japanese Superstore Uwajimata in Beaverton, but local Asian Americans almost totally interface with the greater occidental community.

    WW II may have had something to do with that. More then 4000 (4400?) Japanese Oregonians were rounded up & sent to concentration camps. After, their property essentially stolen, there was nothing to come back to, so they spread out. Other Asians, I guess, followed suit.

    The silly "Gateway To Chinatown" on NW 4th & Burnside is more a shame then a sham, and was when it was installed. The Classical Chinese Garden on NW 3rd & Everett is a fairly recent addition, and may be the only thing there worth seeing, but is of no historical significance.

    A few new apartment/condo residences have recently been built nearby, presumably to draw some of the older folk back to old Chinatown. It may be working. Some Asian American elders have begun gathering daily at the downtown "Loaves & Fishes" for a free lunch & chance to mingle with like minded folk 60 or older; on SW 11th Main.

    The place to stop & shop near old Chinatown is the Oregon Leather Company @ 110 NW 2nd Avenue. Doesn't look like much from the outside, but some good custom work & local products can be had on the inside.

    http://www.portlandchinesegarden.org/

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful

    Visiting Portland?

    Read reviews about Portland Hotels

    Real Reviews from Real VirtualTourist Members.

    A Bite of Portland - truly bites
  • Tip Rating:
  • Shaft28
  • Updated By Shaft28 on August 18, 2003
  • Portland Page by Shaft28
  • bleeckkk! - Portland
    bleeckkk!
    by Shaft28
    Such potential to be a good time, but I was completely disappointed with "The Bite".
    Local foods included the Safeway Chinese food counter- that isn't even on the food chain is it?
    Honestly there were a handfull of good vendors, but I'd say 75% were fair to poor. It is like the organizer went out of their way to get restaurants that did not represent Portland or downtown.
    The food was bad and the entertainment was just ok. We lasted less than an hour total.
    By the way, all the wine vendors were nice but honestly I can say Oregon does beer right- not wine.
    The Bite bites.

    http://www.portlandbite.com/r /> Just waiting to suck. The Oregon Special Olympics deserve better than this, they could make so much more money...

    Stick to the Pinot wines and only eat the food from vendors with long lines. Short lines mean bad grub...

    Head to Mount Hood or the Coast. Need to stay local, check out 23rd street.

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    End of the Oregon trail
  • Tip Rating:
  • Shaft28
  • By Shaft28 on January 31, 2003
  • Portland Page by Shaft28
  • End of the Oregon trail, and your sanity - Portland
    End of the Oregon trail, and
    your sanity
    by Shaft28
    Unless you are a 3rd grader or a 75 year old retiree, there is no reason to go to the End of the Oregon Trail.
    Not worth the price, hokey/cheesey/just bad show that you pay for and the tourist gift are a bit of a rip off.
    Not enough true history, the "act" as if the tour guide is from the past and he is pretty lame.
    Just boring.

    Be a 6 year old.

    Multnomah Falls!

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    Shanghaied!
  • Tip Rating:
  • xeberus
  • By xeberus on November 28, 2004
  • Portland Page by xeberus
  • The Portland Shanghai Tunnels were originally intended for transporting goods from boats on the Willamette River to the basements of shops through tunnels and interlinked cellars, so workers didn't have to deal with the muddy Portland streets and the rains. But eventually, the story goes, they became a route for human trafficing. Men were forced into slave labor on ships and women into white slavery. After being abducted into the basements of buildings, captives were smuggled on to boats and often never heard from again. All very interesting. The problem? The tours that I took were the "haunted" tours. The tour guide mixed fact with overly embelished ghost stories so liberally that when not grimmacing at the hokie stories I had to try to sort out for myself fact from fiction. In the long run, I feel that the fact suffered from being mixed with embellished stories of ghosties and things that go bump in the dark. Other tours are also available, but I've not experienced them. You can check out the website: http://www.members.tripod.com/cgs-mthood/shanghai_tunnels.htm

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    View Points where Nothing Can Be Seen
  • Tip Rating:
  • glabah
  • By glabah on October 31, 2007
  • Portland Page by glabah
  • Great View Point but no view during pollution days - Portland
    Great View Point but no
    view during pollution
    days
    by glabah,
    2 more photos
    Portland has a number of hills, and a number of them have view points established on them. On a good day, you can see Mt. Rainier all the way up in the Seattle area from Portland. Views of Mt. Hood are also common and some of Portland's most popular post cards feature downtown Portland with Mt. Hood in the background.

    Unfortunately, as the picture shows, air pollution in Portland can sometimes be very bad, and these view points quite useless since you can't see more than a few miles at best. In recent years the number of good days has been cut significantly due to population increases and other problems that change the air quality.

    Furthermore, the particles in the air cause some significant problems with taking photos. You might see Mt. Hood just fine with your eyes, but due to the wavelengths of light cut out by the air pollution frequently when you take a photo these days Mt. Hood simply vanishes - unless you have the proper filters for your lenses.

    If you can, try to plan your visits to these view points around the weather.

    The air is much clearer after it rains and washes all the garbage out of the air. Thankfully, it rains a lot here. However, while it is raining you won't be able to see anything either.

    The best time to avoid the pollution problem is to visit these places when it is a sunny day, but rained heavily the day before (or even better just that morning) so that all the garbage in the air is gone. However, it may not be possible for you to plan your visits around the weather to such a great degree.

    Many of these places are interesting to visit even if you can't see much, but they are much better if you can see the mountains and other land marks that are pointed out on the signs.

    The further out of town you go, the better view you will have. Frequently, the further east you go the better due to winds caused by the Columbia River Gorge.

    Rocky Butte near Interstate 205 is usually good on sunny days, and Powell Butte Park normally also has a good view on sunny days - though you can not see Mt. Rainier from Powell Butte due to Mt. St. Helens being in the way from this angle.

    Even further east, Troutdale and Gresham have some locations that have good views of Mt. Hood, but not as many high places so the views are not quite as spectacular.

    If you are going to visit the Columbia River gorge, one great viewpoint is Angel's Rest which can be accessed from the old Columbia River highway. (The signs will point to "Historic Highway" or "Historic Columbia River Highway" but most of us locals just call it the "old highway".)

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful

    Visiting Portland?

    Read reviews about Portland Hotels

    Real Reviews from Real VirtualTourist Members.

    The RoseGarden Arena.
  • Tip Rating:
  • crazyk
  • By crazyk on April 30, 2003
  • Portland Page by crazyk
  • Who stole my wallet? - Portland
    Who stole my wallet?
    by crazyk
    B.Y.O.B. Actually, don't, because the alcohol moniters will confiscate it for themselves because it's like $50 dollars for a beer here.
    This arena was one of the most expensive in the country when they built it and they have to pay for it somehow. Once you enter, it has this giant vacuum that just sucks your money dry.

    Find someone rich and sponge off them.

    Sorry, only one professional sports club in this town.

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    More like a scam
  • Tip Rating:
  • archan4698
  • By archan4698 on February 6, 2003
  • Portland Page by archan4698
  • When my friend came to visit me in Portland once, I couldnt meet him at the train station and he told the cabby a address without NE, SW, NW, SE designation, as their are duplicate addresses without this 16th and glisan NW or NE etc etc. However his location was a hotel, and 90% chance it was in downtown but instead the driver got on the bridge and went across to the other side of the river and drove around and then said "oh is it in downtown, Sw?"

    This is the only time I have heard of it, and my friend was alil buzzed at the time from some train beers but make sure to add the NE, SE, etc to avoid confusion or hassles.

    Just be precise:)

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    Waterfront park
  • Tip Rating:
  • By mirthful on January 2, 2003
  • Portland Page by mirthful
  • This is a great tourist trap. In the Summer there is always a festival going on here. If not there is the water fountain you can watch kids rnning in and out of. On weekends Saturday Market visitors pour out onto "hippy hill" and
    watch the drummers. Everyone from Business men to Bums are out here.

    The great things is it offers a great place to walk and relax after a long day at work.

    Another tourist trap is the Rose Garden a beautiful haven to "stop and smell the roses"
    with a great view and yes they still have plays and concerts up here that are fun to visit.

    Most the time when I go to these tourist traps I go there to relax and get things off my mind. Of course another way to help with this is stopping by a local brewerie and having a pint before or after.

    If the outdoors is not your scene then another tourist trap is the Lloyd center. sorry to say not al it is cracked up to be but if you do not like shopping you can still ice skate.

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    Saturday Market--Good and Bad
  • Tip Rating:
  • TashieKitten
  • Updated By TashieKitten on July 6, 2005
  • Portland Page by TashieKitten
  • I'll probably be branded as evil for saying this about Saturday Market because it is a really cool place. I just want people to be aware that they should shop around.

    Saturday Market can be fun (located under the Burnside Bridge every Saturday and Sunday, May through October) and you can get lots of neat things there, hand crafted soaps, spoon art, etc. but beware that you may find something similar for less money at a place like Target. yep, Target. And if not Target then something similar at another booth at the Market.

    If you go and think you're going to buy something, look at EVERYTHING first. Many vendors will carry the same or similar items. Try the food. It's greasy but usually yummy. There are also VERY clean restrooms available.

    Shop around. Check out all the stalls. Compare prices.

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    Portland Walking Tours “Beyond Bizarre” Tour
    glabah
  • By glabah on April 29, 2008
  • Portland Page by glabah
  • I will openly admit that I have not gone on this tour. Portland Walking Tours used to have a reasonably good reputation, but in recent years some of their tour offerings have not exactly been up to reasonable expectations.

    Their "“Beyond Bizarre” tour certainly has a bad reputation in terms of being a tourist trap:
    http://wweek.com/editorial/3351/9871/
    is one example.

    Just be prepared for it to be a disappointment for the price.

    Depends on your budget. Walk over to Waterfront Park and get tickets for the Portland Spirit dinner cruise? Opera, concert or ballet? Really, downtown Portland has much to offer, but the gentrification in recent years has certainly taken away any "haunted" old buildings that are open for touring.

    Try Portland Walking Tours regular historic downtown tour instead, or one of the other options that are more factual and less drama and false information.

    Leave a Comment

    Not Helpful 1 2 3 4 5 Very Helpful
    More Portland Tips
    Overview
     
    Hotels and Accommodations
    Tips: 118 - Photos: 76
    Things To Do
    Tips: 350 - Photos: 512
    Nightlife
    Tips: 93 - Photos: 61
    Transportation
    Tips: 90 - Photos: 56
    Restaurants
    Tips: 318 - Photos: 329
    Shopping
    Tips: 77 - Photos: 67
    Off the Beaten Path
    Tips: 136 - Photos: 252
    Tourist Traps
    Tips: 11 - Photos: 10
    Warnings or Dangers
    Tips: 46 - Photos: 26
    Local Customs
    Tips: 53 - Photos: 73
    Packing Lists
    Tips: 19 - Photos: 12
    Sports Travel
    Tips: 13 - Photos: 7
    General Tips
    Tips: 103 - Photos: 72
    Flights
    Tips: 10 - Photos: 0

    Best Portland Travel Deals

    Holiday Inn Portland OR
    Book your hotel accommodations in Oregon. Official site.

    Holiday Inn Express Hotel
    Hotels in Oregon. Free internet & breakfast bar.

    Hotels in Portland
    Save up to 50% on Hotels at Expedia And Now Earn ThankYou Points Too!

    Come Explore Portland, OR
    Plan your next trip to this epicenter of fresh, local cuisine

    Portland Cheap Hotel
    Find local hotels in the Portland area.

    Sponsored Links

    More Portland Travel Deals

    Oregon Hotels
    Full Amenity Portland Hotel. Many Room And Bed Sizes. Reserve Today!

    Great Wolf - Grand Mound
    Enjoy Family Adventure & Fun at the Great Wolf Lodge in Grand Mound!

    The Allison Inn & Spa
    Portland's Newest Luxury Hotel Only 25 mins from Airport

    Sponsored Links

    Portland Hotels





    About VirtualTourist |  10 Great Things to Do On VirtualTourist |  Contact Us |  Press Center |  Help |  User Agreement |  Privacy Statement
    Virtual Tourist® ©1994-2009 VirtualTourist.com, Inc. All Rights Reserved.