Bridgeport Travel Guide

You must see the size of the armadillos that live in Bridgeport. I've heard that the towns people feed them baby calves for their own safety. These unusually huge creatures don't normally come in contact with humans, unless they are hungry.

Be sure to wear a helmet and suit of armour when particpating in any outdoor activity. The mosqitos are huge and hungry! If you carry a pizza around while outside they will sometimes be diverted from the temptation to attack humans. They like Digorno Deep Dish Pepperoni.

Clothing/Shoes/Weather Gear: Do not bring clothes! This is a nudist town.

Miscellaneous: Be sure to bring a bat to protect yourself from the armadillas and mosquitos. The mosquitos are the size of small birds and the suck major blood. The armadilas are very hungry and will attack people in their cars.

Favorite thing: You've absolutly gotta ski across the lake naked. I recommend going slow by 'Runaway Bay' and 'Bay Landing'. Be sure to wave to all the friendly small town folks! Oh yeah, watch out for City Law Enforcement there, they are a very rough group to deal with....especially that Lieutenant Stanford character. No mercy, man....No mercy.

Fondest memory: I miss the view of the lake from my Nonnie's house more than anything.....especially when those nudists would ski by. :)=)