Dick's Last Resort, San Antonio

I recently visited DICK'S LAST RESORT on the Riverwalk this past weekend. They explained to us that they do things different there and that if we didn't like it that we could leave. That was funny. It was ok for a little while but this guy was taking it to the EXTREME so bad that we DID end up leaving the restaurant. I do have a sense of humor but we felt it was a little bit too extreme. Enough is enough. We felt that if we would have stayed that they were going to spit in our drinks or food and I have NEVER thought that about any restaurant before. I don't know if it was the waiter or what because the place was packed, but I saw no one being treated the way we were. I am a business owner and I treat my customers the way I would want to be treated. It was their loss though. There were 4 of us there and we were ready to drink some drinks and eat dinner which would have been close to $100.00 ticket, if not more.

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The food is mostly cheeseburgers and other fried items but the service is what makes this place so fun. On the day I was there they were out of catfish and pasta but the food we ended up ordering was fine.
The gimmick at this restaurant is that the waters/waitresses are rude, impolite, and offensive.
Prepare to be embarrassed as mostly everyone at the table ends up with an embarrassing hat before the meal is over with. 17% gratuity is automatically included.

Don't come for the food, come for the entertaining waiters who are rude to you...their way of being humorous.