It's hot; it's West Virginia.... let's go to Dairy Queen.
Banana Splits, Waffle Bowl Sundaes, Arctic Rush slushies, Milkshakes, Frozen Coffees, DQ Blizzard or just plain Ice Cream Cone with chocolate coating. Any or all of those are great on a hot summer's day. Just pull in the driveway, go stand in line for a few minutes and come back to the car with something cold and/or wet.
Fast and easy and relatively cheap.... what more could you ask for.